Ponies & Booze; A Collaborative Study

by RainbowDashian


Individual Recordings: Pinkie Pie

8:00 PM:
Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, I get to have a PARTY at my house! Well, this isn't exactly abnormal, but it's always exciting to have a party! Twi brought out some beer and said it was for this "Collaborative Study" or something else all sciencey... But I just couldn't help downing a bottle! The stuff is sooooo tasty! Although I think I'm the only one who's used to drinking, because Rainbow Dash only had a few glasses before she got a headache and had to go sit in a corner! Oh, Rainbow Dash...

This party's really boring, though. Twilight only brought some cheap beer, and Rarity's not sharing her wine. And of course Applejack's cider isn't in season, so there's none of that... I might just have to break into my secret stash of tequila to spice this party up a bit. After all, what's a party with beer if no one gets drunk?

10:00 AM:
I had three bottles of tequila myself before bringing out the rest... Rainbow Dash got drunk and dragged me upstairs for a bit of "fun," as she put it. I told her I had to "freshen up" beforehand... But that's just because Twi's making me write these dumb reports... Well, there's Dashie! I'm gonna go have some "fun" in my bedroom!

8:00 AM:
Oh, Celestia... I just woke up beside Rainbow Dash... In my bed... I just found the reports on the bathroom counter... I think something really really bad happened last night, but neither of us remember anything, so we can't exactly make a definitive assumption about wether or not we... Did it.

Well, I sure hope we didn't! Because if I did do it, it would have been my first time, and I want to be able to remember my first time! Well, Dashie obviously shouldn't drink. Upon waking up, she immediately asked for a bottle of booze, that silly pony! She's a hopeless drunk, and I'm a bottomless pit.

I sure hope Twi can do another one of the studies sometime!