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// Be the Most Perfect Pony in Existence. 
// Story: The Perfect Pony 
// by TheSadisticJudge 
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Reader  => Be the Most Perfect Pony in Existence.


You are now the most perfect pony in existence.  If you are a male, now you are now a female, the most perfect pony in existence.  If you were female, then you stay a female—the most perfect pony in existence.  If you refuse to classify yourself as either male or female, which there is nothing wrong with doing, you are now female—the most perfect pony in existence.
You are loved by all, everything and everyone wants to be you.  While that sounds preposterous, you ARE the hidden seventh element!  The elusive Element of Love, an element formed only when the six elements are destroyed and then fused together.  But that's a story for another day.
Your name is Cobalt Fabric and your primary job is to make sheets of fabric from shaved sheep and goats to sell to your best of best friends, and possible lover to, Rarity.  You're an absolute expert at this, there hasn't been a workplace accident since you've been born.  
Perhaps it was the stars and planets aligning at the specific and oddly precise moment of your birth, you still have no idea where you came from—maybe from a different universe.
Although you are the best at making sheets of fabric, you are also an absolute expert at mining.  Hence the 'Cobalt' in your name.  You are the richest person in Equestria, from your impeccable luck and down right absurd amount of strength to carry all of those diamonds away from the Diamond Dogs—err, I mean absolutely you mined those jewels out of the ground.  
There are no stolen goods in your possession, you're an absolute good Samaritan! Loved by all – the perfect model for all to aspire to be, no flaws and total perfection in everything you do and accomplish.
Even the Element of Magic, Twilight Sparkle, sometimes get jealous at your ability to bend the weaves of magic.  It must be because you are a alicorn.
You are an alicorn but not descendant to royal blood, although this notion is extremely arguable with all of the scientists in the world.  You are smarter than all of them, more charismatic than all of them, so you single-highhandedly prevented a culling of non-royal alicorns but that's a story for another day.
Your mane is remarkably similar to Rainbow Dash's mane, rainbow color and all, yet your tail has the odd length of Fluttershy's.  Your fur color is neon pink with cyan irises, you wear black rimmed glasses although you don't need them to look sexier—although you can't get any more sexier than you already are, you sexable beast.
Upon hearing the narrator, you do a shy little bow.  Pinkie Pie has taught you the ways of breaking the fourth wall well.
You are in your small little shop, it resides next to the Everfree Forest.  You are unconcerned with the idea of living next to literal hell in the shape of a forest, everything that ever had the absolute audacity to enter your private property is instantly vaporized with your magical prowess.  It is still unstable, and you require tutoring from none other than Celestia herself less The Princess risks the destruction of the world.
Inside of your small little shop is you, slaving away at repainting and restoring the Pony Lisa – simultaneously of course.  You are ambidextrous, you can do both at the same time with absolutely no problem at all.
Your work place is a pig house! A mess! An absolute nuclear bomb of disasters dropped on your small little shop and created the clean-free wasteland that is your workplace!  How do you explain such mess to yourself?  You are a master a creating messes, but are you a master at fixing these said messes?!
I hope so, your parents ought to be ashamed of you! 
Your nose crinkles in distress, your heart hurts at the thought of your dead parents being disappoint in you.  
Oh right, your parents are dead.  And it's your fault, you and your unstable magic vaporized them.  You had to raise yourself.
You are now too sad to continue on your Magnum Opus.
You manage to tear yourself away from your masterpiece: the repainting and restoration the Pony Lisa, both being done simultaneously, to look at your To-Do List, your list is very detailed and decorated with diamonds that you have acquired from your mining trips and totally not stolen from Diamond Dogs.  
Maybe some tasks can take your mind off of your incredibly horrifying backstory, the edge will probably fade when you do some good for your friends.
You have to do some grocery shopping, you should have plenty of bits and not-stolen-diamonds to accomplish this task easily.
Next, you have to deliver the sheets of pure gold fabric to Rarity.  You're still unsure how you managed to turn precious metal into literal cloth as if it was sheered from a golden sheep itself, but with your ability of magic you can do anything.  No biggie.
Thirdly, you have to help tutor Twilight Sparkle in the art of secret forbidden magic!  Oh how fun it will be, maybe you and Twilight Sparkle can go on a totally gnarly adventure in different universes – maybe you can find a universe where genders are reversed?  The possibilities are literally limitless and you're absolutely excited to embark on this!  You just nothing goes wrong.
Fourthly, you have to help Pinkie Pie bake some sweets for a party!  You're unsure what party it is today, but you shrug it off knowing that you're happy to help a fellow friend!  You just hope you're not walking into a really bad situation, one where Pinkie turns YOU into cupcakes!  Nah, that's stupid.  Pinkie is you're best of bests of friends!  She would never harm you.
Finally, you have to help Rainbow Dash clear the skies for the aforementioned party!  Oh, you can't wait!
Wow!  Today's gonna be a long day ahead of you!  It's a hard work, being you, you have so much do and so little time to do it. Twenty-four hours can't cut it!
You can do it, you tell yourself, although it is hard to try to assure yourself.  You have such low self-esteem and you're not very sociable, you absolutely refuse to ask for help.
Oh who are you kidding? You are the light of the party, the absolute talk and love monster in conversations!  You have so much esteem and confidence, you can take down a dragon like you did last week!
But that's a story for another day.