With nothing else to report other than how Rainbow Dash gained 10 pounds from eating cotton candy we now return to Twilight’s own battle with Pinkie.
“Shoot there’s no way I can defeat Pinkie,” Twilight lamented.
“Now wait a second here Sugarcube,” Applejack cut in. “Can’t you just cast a spell on Pinkie to make er fall asleep or something?”
Twilight shot AJ a glare. “No Applejack. Pinkie’s brain is too random for my magic to affect it. None of my conventional spells can stop her.”
“Okie dokie lokie,” Pinkie laughed. “So you wanna give up?”
Twilight stood tall. “No it means I need to use one of my more UNCONVENTIONAL spells to defeat you Pinkie!” Both Earth ponies stared at Twilight as her horn lit up. Suddenly Rainbow Dash appeared in front of her. Her stomach had a bulge from eating too much candy.
“Hay what gives?” Rainbow Dash whined. “I was on my 8th cloud!”
Twilight turned oddly serious. “Now I’m going to use the Forbidden Ultimate Friendship Union spell! Also known as the F.U.F.U. move!”
Pinkie scratched her head. “What’s that?”
Twilight grinned. “It’s one of the most powerful spells I stole from the archives. It allows me to fuse my body with another pony if our friendship is strong enough. Then we transform into a whole new pony! This new pony is called an origin creation or OC!” Twilight turned and pointed her horn at Rainbow Dash’s s tummy. “Now watch firsthand as I combine with Rainbow Dash to defeat you Pinkie!”
“Don’t I get a say in this?” Rainbow Dash begged.
“No,” Twilight responded.
“Wait Twi!” Applejack interrupted.
“What is it AJ?!” Twilight answered impatiently.
“Why don’tcha fuse with me instead?” Applejack said again with a blush. The Want it Need it spell still somewhat driving her.
“Sorry Applejack, but I really want to fly so no dice!” Twilight’s horn let loose a savage white light that enveloped the area. Rainbow Dash’s body transformed into a shining blue ball of light. At the same time Twilight’s own body turned into a purple one. The two orbs crashed into each other creating a glare that prevented both Pinkie and AJ from looking at it. As the reaction settled a new pony was present. It was a purple alicorn with large blue wings and a red mane. She had a horn far longer than Twilight’s and her cutie mark were three rainbows flying through a group of stars.
Pinkie pointed her katana at the new pony. “Who the blueberry jelly are you?”
The new pony brushed her mane as tiny electric sparks flew around her body. “I am Twidash,” the alicorn said softly. AJ and Pinkie both stared on in wonder. Was this really the fusion of Twilight and Rainbow Dash? And just how strong was she?
Twidash raised an accusatory hoof at Pinkie. “Listen Pinkie. For choosing chocolate rain over your friends I’m going to have to punish you.” Pinkie recoiled as Twidash’s horn glowed white. Suddenly Pinkie was wearing an astronaut’s helmet and matching suit.
“Wha? What is this stuff?” Pinkie begged.
Twidash remained solemn. “I’ll give you the most powerful of alicorn punishments.” Pinkie became cloaked in a blue light. “For your actions I hereby ground you for two hours.”
“Phew,” Pinkie said dropping her katana. “I was getting a tiny bit nervous there for a minute!”
Twidash smirked. “On the moon!”
“Wait wha?!” Pinkie was launched into the air. Within seconds the blue coated astronaut pony was totally out of sight.
Twidash’s horn stopped glowing. The alicorn turned to Applejack. “It is done.”
“Woah nelly Twi,” AJ answered. “Don’t ya think sendin Pinkie to the moon was a little much?”
“She’ll be fine,” Twidash laughed. “That space suit has a magic gem inside it that’ll teleport her back to Ponyville in two hours. Now we must make haste and find the Orb of Modnar.”
Applejack stared at Twidash. “Uh, but how long will you be… You know… Like this?”
Twidash chuckled. “Oh this form? Well the legendary F.U.F.U. spell can last from a few minutes to a few days! There’s no way of knowing just when an O.C. will revert back to its-” A puff of smoke appeared around Twidash. As the dust cleared the alicorn had vanished leaving Twilight and Rainbow Dash in her place. Twilight was still battle wounded from before, while Rainbow Dash was out cold.
“Shoot,” Twilight whined. “Well it looks like that’s the end of the fusion spell.”
“Are y’all serious?” Applejack raged. “You were only fused fer like two minutes!”
“Whatever let’s just go find that accursed orb,” Twilight grumbled.
Twilight and Applejack wandered off leaving Rainbow Dash passed out on the golden pathway. Where they were headed they had no idea. But one thing was certain. They were running out of time.
The search for the Orb of Modnar proved harder than Twilight and Applejack could ever have imagined. The pair searched the chaotic wreck that was once Ponyville, but found no trace of the orb. The madness soon became too much for Twilight to handle. Doors had turned into spoons, Windows had become oysters and the teal sky now graced the ponies with random showers of grape soda. Pinkie would’ve been heartbroken. After about forty minutes of intense searching, Twilight finally collapsed on the golden floor.
“Are you ok Twi?” Applejack asked with concern.
Twilight covered her face in shame. “I give up. The Orb is gone. We’ll never save Ponyville.”
Applejack pulled Twilight back up. “Ya can’t just give up Twilight! Ponyville needs you! No! All of Equestria needs you!” Twilight looked away from Applejack. The farm pony leaned in close to her. “And I need you.”
Twilight pushed AJ away. “You don’t get it do you Applejack! There’s no hope anymore! Our world has fallen to chaos! I can’t take it!” Twilight’s sanity bar finally turned fully red as she started to tremble with joy. Applejack was scared. The Want it Need it spell had begun to wane following Twilight’s fusion attack. Now AJ was starting to see Twilight as the disturbed mare she had become. Twilight gave a grin of pure insanity. “Maybe if I cause enough chaos then the Orb will come to me!” Twilight began to rub her hooves as she jumped up and down with glee. “Sounds like a great plan right AJ?!”
Applejack didn’t know what to do. Twilight had lost it. There was only one thing the farm pony could think to do in this most delicate of situations. “Hay Twilight,” Applejack yelled.
“What?” The messy haired pony answered.
Applejack raised her hoof. “Please blink,” she said before clobbering her insane purple friend with a mighty left hoof. Twilight flew through the air and landed inside a nearby artichoke. A quiet groan was heard as Twilight quickly lost consciousness.