As Twilight wandered around the suddenly turquoise countryside, her sanity bar began to peak. Her hair was totally disheveled and her body was covered in scratches. Then it hit Twilight. A brilliant plan to finally end this debacle. “I’ll just cast the Want it Need it spell on everypony I see and have them find the Orb for me!” Twilight trembled with joy as she heard somepony approaching.
Applejack ran over to Twilight and again skidded to stop in front of her. “Twilight I got good news an bad news!” Twilight stared deep into AJ’s soul as the farm pony spoke. “The good news is I got all the lawyers in line, but the bad news it there’s some bad touchin harassment thingy and I need your he-” Twilight placed her hoof in Applejack’s mouth.
“Say no more Applejack,” Twilight said. “I know how to help you.” Twilight’s horn began to glow as a pink heart flew towards AJ. The ill-intentioned heart collided with Applejack’s face and just like that Applejack was in love with Twilight.
“Hay, um Twilight yer lookin mighty fetchin today,” Applejack said with a huge blush.
“There’s no time for that now AJ,” Twilight cried. “I want you to tell the lawyers to start analyzing the outbreaks of random to see if there’s a surplus anywhere. If we can find the highest level of random in Equestria maybe we’ll find the Orb!”
“Don’t worry Sugarcube I already got it covered,” Applejack said with a smile. The farm pony then pulled out from her saddlebag a strange compass. “Ah found this on the way here. It’s a randometer!”
Twilight grabbed the device from her lover’s hoofs. “This is perfect! Let’s go!” The pair of ponies took off in the direction of the nearest source of random.
Twilight and Applejack stopped in front of Sugarcube Corner. Twilight shook the randometer in fury. “What’s with this thing?!” As the purple mare punished the machine, the bakery’s doors opened and Pinkie Pie bounced out in front of them. The randometer began to emit smoke the closer Pinkie got to it. Twilight and Applejack both ate the bitter pill of enlightenment as the machine finally overloaded.
“Hay guys?” Pinkie chuckled. “Is it just me or does Ponyville feel a bit different today?”
As Pinkie said this baked goods inside Sugarcube corner marched out holding up signs of protest. The deserts wandered off down the long solid gold road as the three ponies looked on with both confusion and inspiration.
Twilight again dropped to the ground. “This is hopeless.”
“Ah,” Pinkie said leaning close. “What’s wrong Twilight?”
The unicorn looked up at Pinkie with absolutely no confidence. “Well Pinkie the Orb of Modnar has doomed Ponyville to Discord level chaos and I have no clue how to solve it!”
A wheel turned in the biological funhouse that represented Pinkie’s brain. “Did you say Discord level chaos?”
“Yeah,” Twilight moaned.
“So there might be chocolate rain again?!” Pinkie was smiling insanely.
“Well the clouds are already cotton candy so it’s probably just a matter of time,” Twilight whined.
Pinkie started to bounce around the street corner. “Woo! I can’t wait! I love chocolate rain! I need it!” Twilight and Applejack looked on in confusion. Neither of them knew how much chocolate rain had touched Pinkie Pie’s heart.
Twilight’s sanity meter, which had lessened during the run with Applejack, again grew red. “Darn it Pinkie! We need to stop the chaos! Not eat it!”
Pinkie stopped bouncing and shot Twilight a death glare that made the mare recoil. “Sorry Twilight,” Pinkie said as she pulled a katana from off screen. “But there’s no way I’m letting cancel my daily dose of chocolate rain!”
“Pinkie what are you doing?!” Twilight said while taking a step back.
“I’m going to stop you from ruining my chocolate rain Twilight,” the pink pony chuckled. “It’s not personal or worsenal pal, I just really need chocolate rain back in my life.” Pinkie had momentary lapse in thought when all she remembered the sensation of chocolate rain. Then she re-focused and pointed the sword at Twilight. “Nopony’s gonna stop me Twi!”
“Darn it, Twilight said in an inner monologue. “If I try to let Applejack fight Pinkie, she’ll just follow me due to the Want Need it spell. And there’s no way I’m gonna fight Pinkie like this. She has a sword for Celestia’s sake! What can I do? If only I had more time to think!”
In order to give Twilight some extra time to think, we now return to the battle in progress Fluttershy versus Spike. The combatants were engaged in an epic stare down. Spike’s body was covered in bruises while Fluttershy had sustained absolutely no damage at all. The battle seemed hopeless for Spike. The dragon’s only thoughts were, hmm maybe if I keeping standing here menacingly she’ll never make the first attack. Unfortunately Fluttershy busted out another battle rhythm.
“You make me wait!” The pegasus jumped forward at Spike. “I’ll seal your fate!” Fluttershy was flying at her opponent with a record-breaking (For her at least) 3.0 wingpower! Spike had to think fast or risk certain doom.
I’ve got it! Spike thought. I’ll just use my fire to teleport her to Princess Celestia! Spike shot off a burst of fire at Fluttershy. However the hyper assertive pony was prepared for just this type of attack.
“If somepony tries to make you burn, make sure their spine gets turned!” And with that Fluttershy flew straight up dodging Spike’s fire. As the dragon’s attack ran out Fluttershy flew down and stomped him into the ground. Spike slowly shook at conveniently placed white flag and the battle was over.
Meanwhile another battle was raging in Ponyville. Rarity and Luna were still dancing under the disco ball for what had now been 2 hours. Rarity was getting woozy. There was no way she could boogie for much longer. Her opponent noticed this weakening and quickly assailed her.
“SO YOU’RE GIVING IN ARE YE? HA! ONCE WE DEFEAT YOU RARITY, WE’LL TAKE YOUR SPOT ON THE SHOW! THEN EVERYPONY WILL GO TO LUNA FOR ALL FASHION RELATED EMERGENCIES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” While yelling this Luna continued her brilliant dancing, Rarity could barely shake her money maker. There was no hope left.
“Twilight darling,” Rarity whimpered. “I’m sorry I failed you.” Rarity’s horn gave out and then both she and the disco ball fell to the ground.
Luna stood proudly over her fallen rival. “YES! WE LUNA ARE THE DISCO QUEEN!”