I got home to see Discord sitting at on my couch, with the lock to my cellar broken and a few bottles of my best wine at his feet. I rolled my eyes, sighed, and said as I walked up to him, “Discord?”
He looked up to get punched in the face, giving him a bloody muzzle. He stared at me and said as he made a tissue appear in his nose, “I’m guessing there is a reason for that.”
I punched him in the nose again and said as I picked up the bottles, “I told you not to do chaos around me and I told you not to go through my wine. It’s supposed to last me a while.” I didn’t add that he sold me out, getting me in this mess.
He looked up again and said as he snapped his fingers and another bottle appeared, “I’m not in the mood for your antics. Why don’t you buzz off.”
I went to punch him again, then I noticed that he was drinking a dangerous combination of drinks. I took the bottle away from him and said as I pour it into a glass and some water, “This is your last drink, then you are going to head home to Fluttershy.” I swear that windigos just went through the house right after I said that. Discord looked at me, then he took the bottle out of the air and gulped it down. I shook my head and said as I headed upstair, “You know what forget it, just go somewhere else, and quit drinking my drinks.” I heard him muttering something, but I didn’t really care.
After I got done with a hot shower, I headed to my study to see what Twilight did as far as organizing. She got done with my scheduling with my work for the next three weeks, all down to how long it take me to do something. It was kinda creepy how she knew what I do and how long it takes. Then the sound of crying cut through the air.I looked in the living room to see Discord just cried his eyes, literally, they were rolling across the ground. I sighed and was about to say something, then I heard a voice say, “Eric, how dare you do that to Octavia. I just asked her to get you, you didn’t have to do that. What’s wrong with Discord.”
I sighed and turned around to see Twilight standing there with steam coming off of her head and the rest of her body was drenched like somepony pushed her into a lake. I said as I levitated Twilight and carried her away from Discord, “I don’t care, none of your plans work. Allow me to show you the door.”
She squirmed a bit, then Discord said as he waved goodbye, “Bye, Twilight. It was nice to see you. I tossed her out, then I grabbed Discord by his tail and tossed him next to the door. I shut the door and placed a spell on my house that prevents teleportation into the house as I headed upstairs to get some sleep.
Luna came in my dream and said, “Eric, Twilight had a plan for you.”
I imagined her with a zipper across her mouth and said, “Don’t want to hear it.”
She tried talking, but all that came out was muffling. She undid it and said, “As I was saying, why don’t you want to hear the plan.”
I imagined poison joke in her mouth and that it made her voice change into a quiet one. I said as I walked away, “Most of her plans don’t work.”
She talked, but I couldn’t hear her. She stopped and writing appeared, “Some of them work out in the end.”
I couldn’t stand it anymore. I turned to Luna and said as I changed everything to darkness and blank, “Fine, what did Twilight say and don’t take to long.”
Luna coughed a bit and said, “I thought you learned manners after your accident. I know this is your dream, but you can’t simply…”
I stopped and said, “robot.” I was expecting her to disappear from the dream, but she stayed right where she was. I guess she placed more of herself in than she thought. I added as I materialized a chair behind her, “ sit down and tell me what Twilight has been trying to say in few words as possible.”
She sat down and said, “Me, that’s all she said.”
I sat down on my but with my mouth wide open, how did I not think of that. Luna is the sister of the one that I was against in my past, so she should have info on what happened from her view. I wanted to run up to her, but I stayed where I was and said, “I want you to go to Celestia in the morning and when she’s not busy, then kindly ask if she has any reports on me, don’t show any hint that I’m controlling you. Make something up if she asks why you want them, then mail them to me and forget afterward. Do you understand.” She nodded. I got up and said, “You will only remember telling what Twilight wanted you to tell me and nothing more. Awake.”
She shook her head and said, “Guess that’s all, I have to go now and check on other ponies’ dreams.”
In the morning, I woke to my alarm clock going off and got ready for work. I stepped out of the house to see Discord talking to Chrysalis, her guard looked at me almost pleading me to stop it. I sighed and said as I walked up to them, “Excuse me, but it seems to be a really heated conversation, anything I could to help?”
Discord looked at me and said as he started to walk away, “No, nothing you can help with. I was just arguing about something that doesn’t really matter.”
As he walked away, I looked back at Chrysalis. I was glad that she was in disguise or that this would be a problem if a pony saw me with a changeling. I said, “What were you to arguing about?”
Chrysalis said as she sighed, “Discord was wondering why I was hanging around Ponyville and not trying to get my numbers back up. I basically told him to mind his own business and quit watching your house.”
I nodded and said, “Okay, I need to get to work, will talk to you later.” Then I head towards Sugarcube Corner.
When I got there, I was tackled by Pinkie Pie. She said as she got up, “hurry, it's too busy for just me the cakes are busy with the babies. I can't handle the customers and the baking.”
I sighed as I got up and headed to do the cash register.
After work, I got my pay and headed home. When I got home I saw Chrysalis taking bottles out of my cellar. I walked up to her and said as I tapped her on her but, “what are you doing with my bottles?”
She jumped and almost dropped the bottles and said, “I was just making room for our food supply to avoid any problems with the locals.”
I sighed and said when I noticed a package on the dining table, “I'll talk to later about this.” She nodded and placed bottles down. I ripped open the package to see a stack of papers. I took the first one out and started to read.