The Tribal Era was quite quaint underneath all the prejudice
Starswirl the Bearded was a lovely and wise teacher
Princess Platinum was not vindictive or bloodthirsty
Clover the Clever had a wonderful life
The pegasus ponies did not practice eugenics, incest, or cull undesired pegasi
Starswirl the Bearded perished of natural causes in the valley we left him in because he was too stubborn to leave
The earth ponies were not politically corrupt
The Tribal Wars were not savage at all compared to modern standards
We were really quite fair to the buffalo
Luna, I feel that your sympathies are becoming quite traitorous