In Which Luna Discovers That Everypony Thinks She is the Younger Sister
By Steve Ott
"So what happened?" Spike asked curiously.
"It can't be! It can't be! It just can't be!"
"Well, I told Twilight that I'm actually older than Celestia," I replied a matter of factly.
"It's impossibru!"
Spike looked at me critically trying to decode if I was just joking with him. "Really, but Princess Celestia is so much bigger," Spike replied, totally not convinced.
*incomprehensible screaming*
"I know, she was always the bigger one," I responded with a shrug. While it was no longer a big deal, at the time it really bothered me, especially when she could barely talk while being twice the size of her sister that was taking university level courses.
*more incomprehensible screaming plus a strange gurgling noise*
"Well, do you have any embarrassing stories?" Spike asked curiously.
"I know, I'll just travel back in time to PROVE that Princess Luna is lying"
"While I do have a multitude of amusing stories about Celestia, I must make sure that your caregiver doesn't hurt herself," I replied before opening the door leading to Twilight's quarters.
Inside, Twilight Sparkle was rummaging through her extremely expansive closet exclaiming, "Where is my leather suit!"
This was going to take a while. I then proceeded to convince Twilight that I was neither a changeling, Discord, or Celestia in disguise. Why does Celestia have knack for picking the most crazy ponies to be her personal student.
***
"Well, that must have been unpleasant," Celestia chimed in.
"Not as unpleasant as that one time I caught you clop-"
"Moving on"
"Oh come on!" a mysterious pony exclaimed. Both Tia and I turned our heads to the origins of the offending voice, spotting a certain pink alicorn with a fake mustache on.
"Really?" I deadpanned at my eavesdropping niece.
Cadence nervously chuckled before exclaiming, "Umm, my ponies need me!"
Before either of us could respond, Cadence suddenly teleported away leaving us dumbfounded.
After a few moments, Celestia spoke up, "This is why we shouldn't have told anypony."
"Oh shut it, you're the reason why we got into this mess."
FIN