"Hello. I'm a talking dog named Spike. And here, I review things. So, we decided to call this web show... Candid Canines!"
"Spike!"
"Fine, Candid Canine, singular."
"Spike..."
"I'm a canine, and I'm candid, and I want another C word because I like alliteration."
"Spike, seriously."
"Look, Spike Reviews isn't really going to get any hits. It's like... there are a lot of Spikes, aren't there? There's the vampire Spike, there's the dragon Spike, the Happy Days Spike—"
"Look, I just thought you'd want to spread your opinion of human culture!"
"I do, Twi, seriously, but... can we try some other title? Something less generic?"
"He's got a point."
"Moooom!"