Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... yo-ho~~.
On the seven seas or on the yard, we raise or mugs to you, Little Mr. Swashbuckling Crumpet Eater.
Little Mr. Swashbuckling Crumpet Eater~~! Blimey!
But why should we stop at just raising our mugs? Let's have everyone raise up their meed in honor of you.
Next round is on him~~~!
No parents, teachers, or anything can tell you what to do; rules are for the spineless and gutless.
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free~~~!
When you want to though, you can make any filly sway with your sweet, sweet accent. You even get a few mares with that silver tongue and dialect.
Go show ol' chap~~~!
Morning or noon, the ladies all belong to you; but not at night. At night, you belong to a special mare indeed.
Mommy's little sea dog~~~!
So take a load off and drink carefully, oh milk drinker. Because the day will come when you don't need to be tucked in and you can rule the nights... as long as it's before eight o'clock.
Little Mr Swashbuckling Crumpet Eater~~~! Yar!
Now it's time for a brief lesson of Dos and Don'ts with Rainbow Dash.
"DO pour milk in your sugar cereal. DON'T pour Red Pegasus into your sugar cereal."
This has been a brief lesson of Dos and Don'ts with Rainbow Dash.