I sat there in the interrogation room, squinting at the light from the lamp shining down on me harshly as Twilight paced around me. She let out a sigh of annoyance as she made her way around me, pausing to glance my way every so often.
"Let's try this again, Angel... What is your real name?" I rolled my eyes, absolutely done with this ass-garbage shenanigan.
"Like I've told you ten times before, I don't remember what my real name is. I can't even think of how long it is or what letter it fucking starts with. I think somebody used voodoo on me to make me forget it or something." Twilight came to a stop and let out a tired groan.
"Why would anypony use black magic to make you forget your name? That would suggest that they either wanted you to stay this way, or that they didn't want you to part with information that might lead us back to your leaders."
"It was just a guess. No reason to get salty about it." I mumbled. Twilight just gazed back at me, unamused.
"What does that even mean, Angel?"
"It means you're salty, Twilight. You're a salty little bucket." Twilight growled at that, and stamped her hoof on the stone floor.
"This is getting us nowhere! Listen, Angel, I'm trying to help you out here! I just want to send you back to wherever you came from, get the real Angel back here, and prevent this from ever happening again! If somepony tries this magic or curse again on me or my friends, we'd never be able to stop them! What's to stop them from using it on Celestia or Luna?! We have no way to defend against this, and you're fighting me every way you can while I try to learn how to stop it!" I stopped to think about this for a second.
"Well, that's pretty noble of you to want to try to stop this from happening again, but you've left out one very important detail." I pointed out.
"Oh really? And what might that be?"
"As far as we know this hasn't happened to anyone else before I got here, and it hasn't happened to anyone since. If some evil pony actually could do this mind switching magic or whatever it is, don't you think they would have done this to anyone else before? Or after? I mean, if they were doing a test run before, they would definitely know how to do it now, so they should have done it again while they had the element of surprise on their hands. Now the word's out and everyone's on guard, so you guys will know if they'd done it again, because you know to look for ponies acting weird. Now they'd be at a total disadvantage, and whatever the original plan was is totally bunk." Twilight's eyes bulged out as she thought about it. But then they squinted again as she glared at me with suspicion.
"Then that means that you've been a decoy the whole time! Well, if you still wanna be difficult, then I think I'll need to use more drastic measures!" She trotted over to the door and gave a few knocks. A guard answered, cracking the door open just a little. Twilight whispered something to him and he nodded, ducking away for a second before coming back and passing a big object that was covered by a blanket. Twilight thanked him and set the thing down next to me.
"Angel Bunny, I think it's time you met Philomena." She said with a smile.