Spike sunk down in fear as the four pointed silverware came down stabbing threw the pointed tip of the cake slice taking it apart and bringing the fork into her mouth.
“MMMM DELICIOUS.” Luna’s echoing voice boomed Luna licked the bits of crumbs left on her lips, Spike saw the fork coming closer he tried to pull himself free from the cake but froze when the fork suddenly stabbed down into the cake behind him Spike yipped feeling a sharp pain on his tail he looked back to see the pointed tip of his tail was stuck in the space between the fork tips.
“Uh oh. NO NO NO NO NO!” Spike yelled as the flouting fork scooped him and the chunk of cake up like a shovel, the fork flouted towards Luna’s muzzle getting closer and closer Spike tried to pull his tail free from the space then looked back to see Luna’s smiling lips nearing.
“Wait! Princess Luna! PLEASE WAIT! WAAAIT!” Spike screamed and flailed his arms up and down waving his claws trying to get the alicorn’s attention but no luck for the poor drake, the panicking dragon grabbed his tail and continue to pull and pull Spike turned back and gasped in horror Luna’s lips parting showing the inside of the mare’s mouth.
Luna’s gigantic mouth was coded and lined with webs of saliva connected to the top and bottom rows of the alicorn’s perfect white teeth the tiny dragon drew near her enormous pink spongy drool glazed tongue.
“Ewww! Oh COME ON!” Spike yelled in disgust his skin crawled when drops of the Princess’s warm saliva dripped on his scales, Spike was bathed by gusts of hot air coming from within Luna’s throat that looked like a gigantic dark pink cave that shimmered with drool Spike’s attention was drawn to the light of the outside world if he could just get his tail loose he could run up the fork, Spike stared down at his caught tail and pulled harder till his face became red the dragon tugged one last time his tail was finally loose!
Spike lost his balance falling off the fork and landed with a splat and sank into the moist floor Spike quickly realized he was on Luna’s tongue, Spike jumped up covered in Luna’s drool and quickly climbed up onto the fork and started running up fork.
“Come on! Come on! Come on I can make!” Spike shouted to himself Spike’s hopes were shattered when Luna’s lips smacked shut sealing Spike in darkness Spike went up to the fleshy wall and started hitting it making at flappy sound.
“No let me out! Let me out!” Spike cried then jumped away landing back on the tongue when the front white teeth closed around the fork Spike watched as the cake chunk slipped off the fork landing on the massive tongue then slipped out from between the alicorn’s teeth the cake chunk was moved by the slobbery tongue soaking Spike in more saliva and codding him in bits of cake Spike quickly grasped hold of the spongy flesh to keep himself from being tossed into Luna’s teeth, the enormous teeth came down smashing the cake into mush Spike was tossed up and down splashing into saliva then sticking to the roof of Luna’s mouth and dropping down into the tongue with a loud splat.
The tongue moved to the left flopping Spike the bottom rows of Luna’s teeth and quickly rolled onto the other side into Luna’s cheek just missing the massive white molars that smashed down splatting the chocolate mush all over him, Spike was then pinned against the rock like molars by the rubbery fleshy wall Spike tried fighting back was not strong enough the wall of flesh kept squeezing the little dragon.
“Please don’t squish me.” Spike begged threw his muffled lips Spike’s prayers were answered when Luna’s tongue swiped the side of her teeth scooping the dragon up and flopping him into the center of princess’s mouth.
Luna didn’t know what exactly it was possibly a piece of food that just wouldn’t go down Luna moved her jaw around trying to get whatever it was “Hmm.” Luna mumbled in annoyance Luna brought her attention to her glass of grape juice and smiled she gently picked up the glass and brought it to her lips.
Just when Spike thought things couldn’t get worse he had fought Luna’s wiggling tongue avoiding being thrown to the cavernous throat the poor dragon was getting tired he wasn’t sure how long he had to keep this up, Spike cocked his head up when the wall of molars parted bringing in beams of light that brighten the darkness inside Luna’s mouth.
“Oh thank goodness.” Spike picked himself up and ran as fast as his little legs could allow him to run, Spike reached the front row of teeth leaping up onto them bringing his left leg over and climbed on top of it Spike could finally see the outside world Spike’s smile vanished when he saw the glass of grape juice press against Luna’s bottom lip the grape juice came flooding swooping Spike in a dark red wave Spike sank and resurfaced catching his breath and see he was nearing Luna’s throat Spike did his best to swim but the force of the moving liquid was too strong for the tiny drake Spike felt gravity taking him down Spike had to think quick he quickly made dash for Luna’s back molar grabbing onto it and sinking his claws in the hard surface soon there was a loud ‘GULP’ Spike looked down watching the liquid sink into slimy cavernous esophagus, Spike then jumped when a blast of air and a loud echoing sound, Princess Luna had burped Spike felt the world around him quake “OH DEAR. EXCUSE ME.” Luna’s voice echoed Spike let out a exhale of relief he was safe from being splashed away but he now had a bigger problem.
Spike could hear an echoing boom and saw the light fade away signifying Luna had closed her mouth a gust of hot air exhaled onto Spike bathing him in mix of chocolate and grape smell Spike dug his feet into the tooth and climbed up into the center of the molar Spike was then blinded by the bright light of the outside.
Spike saw another fork full of cake come in he looked up seeing the row of teeth above him coming down, Spike made a quick leap into the tongue getting splashed by saliva and covered in chocolate bits Spike was bounced up and down as the tongue moved around sending big and small pieces of the cake into the giant molars Spike felt gravity pulling him again as the tongue lifted up sending Spike and the cake into Luna’s throat, the dragon looked up seeing his chance of safety Spike made another leap grasping onto Luna’s uvula with a squishing sound Spike swung back and forth and watched as the cake disappointed in the fleshy tunnel Spike then felt everything around him quake and the sound of Luna coughing echoed around him.
“PRINCESS!” a male voice shouted Spike saw the light flash over and over as Luna’s mouth opened and closed from her cough Spike then felt gusts of air hit him almost making him lose his grip then another gust made the little dragon slip off of the slippery uvula Spike screamed as he fell near the opening throat then a blast of air hit Spike sending him flying through Luna’s mouth.
The cough that hurled the dragon forward was accompanied by a most unladylike belch, hot, sticky air from deep inside of the Princess catching his form, and speeding his exit from her maw. He watched briefly, as the cavern of her mouth sped by his form, teeth still pristine despite her eating not minutes before, and her breath, save for the belch, fresh and fragrant, like she'd been eating peppermints of something, rather than delectable chocolate cake.
All these thoughts and more passed through Spike’s brain as he was hurled forward, his mind starting to shut down after all the adrenaline he’d been pumping into it since this started. Of course, this meant as he finally exited the cavern of flesh, flying free in the open air again, he barely registered what he was seeing, a small apartment probably just for the Princess of the Moon to enjoy a lazy afternoon like this.
The sight that jarred him awake was something other than the obsidian laced drapes, the dark, moonstone studded curtains, or the gemstone lined table that he was flying over, a half eaten slice of cake on a plate sitting on it. No, despite all the goodies which would normally have made his stomach protest it being used for furnishings, the thing that actually caught his attention was the stallion in the room.
It was Shining Armor, seemingly even bigger than the last time the dragon had seen him, standing there in his official uniform. The dress one, not the armored one, giving him a bit of a regal look to him. That was jarring mostly because Spike had thought the uniform destroyed, considering he’d burned it on Shining’s request, but it looked fine. Probably a duplicate Cadence had ordered.
Focused on the uniform, Spike sailed over Shining’s head without so much as a cry to be ignored, and as he started his descent, he found he just didn’t have the energy to cry out, instead curling his body into a ball. He had survived lava, and falling off his bed, and all the stuff that the world had thrown at him today, this would not smear him, and instead he braced himself for an impact.
Said impact was more of a poof than a smack, and Spike had trouble pulling himself out of his balled up form, his tail around his neck, until he finally pushed away all the stuff around him. Turned out he’d landed on a sitting couch, much like Rarity’s, but adorned to look nice in the Princess’ room. Looking around, he leapt off the far too fluffed pillow he’d landed on, onto the much more solid cushion below, which held under his weight, rather than dimpling under it as the pillow had.
He came to immediately regret this decision, however, as the sky overhead suddenly became much darker, and he looked up, his head fins drooping as he gazed at the falling white moon above. It was Shining Armor’s butt! He knew it by sight, even if it had never been so big, and it was coming down like the sky itself crashing, giving him just that one second of horror, before it slammed down on top of him, driving him into the cushion beneath its massive weight.
To Be Continued.