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// Well, balls. 
// Story: Why am I Angel Bunny?! 
// by Wiggidy 
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It was a lovely spring day in Canterlot Castle. The sun was shining with all the radiance of The Sister of The Sun herself as it began to slowly slip into the horizon. The sky was beautifully crisp and clear; the wind light and fair, carrying the faintest suggestion of wildflowers from the Canterlot Gardens. The Court was in full session, with various nobles and castle staff coming and going as the very Goddesses of this world attended their thrones and heeded the petitions from commonfolk and upper crust ponies alike.

"I say, Sister!" Princess Luna said. "It hath been a most profoundly wonderful evening!" Indeed it was. 
"I agree, Luna. It is always such a pleasure to attend to the lives of my little ponies." Celestia replied with a smile. Surely there was no possibility that anything might be even slightly wrong.

Perhaps that wasn't true, though. For at that exact moment, both sisters' ears perked up. Were their ears playing tricks on them, or had they just heard... a faint cry of vulgarity?
"I say, Celestia! Mine ears must surely deceive me! Didst thou hear an outcry just now?"
"I should certainly hope not! Perhaps we've just misheard the unfortunate pony that spoke. I hope their situation isn't dire..." Oh how wrong she was. For it was at that moment Rainbow Dash, mad with the burning intensity from the Rainbow Ember Pepper, crashed straight into the immaculate wall of stone that separated the throne room from the outside world. With a mighty crash the brick and mortar gave way, and Dash, Pinkie Pie, and the unfortunate soul that was currently trapped within Angel Bunny's body all came tumbling through the opening and collapsed onto the floor. The small white ball of fluffy fur sat up and looked around to get its bearing.

"Art thou well?!" Princess Luna asked. The rabbit looked up at her.

What followed was the largest, longest, and most foul curse to ever leave any mortal being that had lived on that planet.



"Fuck shit cock ass titties boner bitch muff pussy butthole Spike's an asshat!" I screamed. Rainbow Dash looked at me in awe.
"Holy shit, dude."