Dear Raspberry Twist
Today I went to Granny's house and we had a yummy lunch of a daisy sandwich and a grass shake
We went to the local museum to see the founding of NeighNeigh and the 1 BPW (Baby Princess's Weight) diamond that was found here. Suddenly a unicorn covered in black jumped through a window with her horn blared brightly, she shouted to us to put our hooves up and nopony gets hurt. She then blasted the diamond's case and then took the diamond. We were scared. I we went to the police station and they told us to wait, which is why I sent you this.
Dear Mr Wealthy
I am sorry I can not come to the meeting as planned. I have been delayed due to a robbery at the NeighNeigh museum. I will describe the scene in case you know of anything that could help the police. I was walking around the museum trying to find something to discuss in our meeting together. A black mare jumped through the window and yelled something but I left before anything happened. After having a drink I went to the police station to see a grandma and her grand-daughter sitting down, they told me to wait because I was a witness.
Deer Daddy
Today I was at the meusum with Mummy and I saw a blac pomy with purpel majik. I am at tha polece stashon and I hav to wate.
Dear Husband
I took Minty Lolly to the museum and she was so excited. I had to keep telling her not to touch the items on display. A pegasus in black burst through a window and stole the diamond. I went to the police station where I met a grandma and her granddaughter, and an archeologist.
roxspy1000: hey dude
bobone: what bro?
roxspy1000: I was at the museum and it was soooo boring
bobone: ikr grown ups are so boring
roxspy1000: a really cool mare burst through the window and the glass ripped some if the cloth, I saw a star in her cutie mark.
bobone: woah dude, that's serious!
roxspy1000: yeah, now I'm stuck in a boring police station. Lol , I hope u r having more fun!
Dear Princess Celestia
I hope you like the diamond I sent you. It's a whole 500 carats! I won't tell you where I got it but it took a while.
Ps. Ignore any news about a diamond being stolen.
Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle