//------------------------------// // Chapter 1: The Hilarity to Ensue... // Story: DaRk... DaRkEr... YeT dArKeR... // by TheDisplacerOfEquestrias //------------------------------// "Ugh... damn... that hurt..." Gaster said, getting up slowly, clutching his right arm in pain... He soon spotted Sentinel nearby, as Gaster realised that they were in a grassland-area, near a mountain... and he could hear the sounds of a battle going on underground... along with the song "Hopes and Dreams", from below... "Ah, so we're in an Undertale Equestria Universe, then... Well, I don't mind." Gaster said to himself, as he went over to Sentinel, who was snoring, making Gaster skull-palm... "Sentinel, wake up." Gaster said, nudging Sentinel with his foot... "Ugh... I feel like every bone in mah body's broke..." He said, rolling onto his side in pain, as Gaster smirked, chuckled, and rolled his eyesockets, knowing that Sentinel said Gaster's favorite phrase... "Come on, ya old bastard, get up." Gaster said, getting nothing... Gaster suddenly had an idea, before he got close to Sentinel's ear and whispered "Sentinel, I brought Doritos and Mtn. Dew...~", as he then paused for dramatic effect and then said "From Japan...~"... After half a minute, Sentinel's eyesockets snapped open, as a blazing, glorious fire was seen in his eyesockets, before he jumped sky high, landed on the ground and said, at a hundred miles an hour, "WHEREARETHEY?DOYOUHAVETHEM?IWANTTHEMSOBAD,DAMNIT!" Sentinel was then smacked upside the head by Gaster, as Gaster said "Calm... the... fuck... down." Sentinel took a minute to absorb this, before he said "Thank you, Gaster..." Gaster chuckled and said "No problem, ya crazy old bastard." Sentinel nodded, before he stretched and said "Now, where the hell are we?" This made them both stop, as they looked around, before Gaster saw a building nearby, looking like a school, as he said "I see a school nearby. Maybe we can ask where we are there." Sentinel nodded and said "Lead the way." Gaster nodded and smiled, as he and Sentinel began to walk towards the school... ... Both were unaware of how their presence and the Undertale Crew's presence would affect the universe, though...