Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure

by Saiyan of the North Star


Jonathan and Rarity vs Ogre Street! Josuke and Rainbow Dash Raging Brawl!

Jonathan and Rarity were keeping their guards up as Speedwagon looks ready to attack, keeping a tight grip on his blade-hat with his two brothers beside him ready to assist him.

“Rarity, are you sure you can handle fighting with people like them? It’ll be best for you to go and hide until this is over.” Jonathan said, he that Rarity would get hurt from these thugs seeing that they may have little combat experiences.

“Kindly of you to care for my well being but I’ve done some martial arts practices with Rainbow Dash in case something like this happen.” Rarity said, gladly to ask her friend to help her with combat in case she gets rob or drag by some thugs.

Jonathan could tell that she was telling the truth, she’s still a bit scared but did her best to keep her bravery up; he’ll have to trust that Rarity can hold her own against the Ogre Street fighters. Rarity got in defensive position and kept her eyes focus to be ready for any attack these barbarians can throw at her.

“Alright Rarity, we’ll fight together don’t let your guard even for an instant and don’t yourself too much, understand?” Jonathan introduced.

“Let’s show these brutes to never underestimate a gentleman and a lady.” Rarity determined. “They’ll be crying for their mommies.” She mocked.

This made Tattoo and Ejiki angry, insulting them like they know everything and think their lives are better than theirs. They thought to get Rarity first, beating her up hard, stabbing her with the knife, and slowing killing her, to teach this fancy-pretty girl a lesson of looking down on them.

“Hey big bro, let us take care of that wannabe princesses jerk, we’ll show her a thing or two about proper table manners!” Tattoo asked.

“Fine by me, I wanted to settle things with this so-call gentleman myself anyway, take as much time as you need dealing with his girlfriend.” Speedwagon said, granting them permission.

With that being said Tattoo and Ejiki charges at Rarity with various looks in their eyes. Tattoo went ahead to make the first move, jump in the air and with speed lung his knife towards, though it may look like it made contact to her stomach but a closer look Rarity had block it with a sewing-needle holder.

“The Hell?! You block my blade that quick with a sample sewing kit?” Tattoo surprised.

“A good lady is always prepared, though I’ll admit that despite mange to block it, it still barely went through and only gave a tad-touch to my hand.” Rarity said, a tiny blood drips from her hand.

“Then all I gotta do is push my knife farther and you’ll be sewing together for days.” Tattoo declared, ready to push his knife.

“Rarity?!” Jonathan shouted in worries.

“Hey, focus on the one who’s going to kill you!” Speedwagon said. He leaps to Jonathan with straight kick but Jonathan dodge and jump back a few feet.

“Do go on, one slight move and you’ll feel my kick with the force of a sledgehammer.” Rarity said, ready to make her own attack.

Ejiki jump high in the air to strike Rarity while she’s struggling with Tattoo or so he thought. Rarity quickly notices Ejiki coming at her from above, she pull down Tattoo and knee-kick square to the face as he falls, then she spins around for strong roundhouse kick cross Ejiki faces knocking him down to the snowed ground.

“Take that you brutes!” Rarity said proud of winning her first street fighting.

“Whoa! That girl of yours is no pushover!” Speedwagon admitted.

“Well that leaves you to remove from our obstacle.” Jonathan stated.

Speedwagon fury burns in his blood and charges to Jonathan to end him and his girlfriend for defeating his brothers.

“Well if you’re looking to lose body parts, do stick around.” Speedwagon said, ready to throw his blade-hat.

“I promise mother that I’ll come home, no matter the cause!” Jonathan said putting up his defenses but only cover his head.

“Don’t tell me this is your first proper dust-up, if you mean to block like that it’ll your last one too.” Speedwagon said.

“Jojo!” Rarity shouted, throwing the knife she got from Tattoo to her beloved.

Jonathan saw the incoming blade and kicks it to Speedwagon. Speedwagon barely dodge the knife as he threw his blade-hat, it hovers towards Jonathan seeing the attack he block with his arms. The blade-hat made contact, cutting through the flesh to the bones as blood spills from the wound.

Rarity shock, covering her mouth and eyes widen of seeing Jonathan hurt badly.

“Haha, cut ya straight to the bone looks like, granted I didn’t think you pulled a shiv to me like that but my blade-hat still hit its mark.” Speedwagon cocky said. That cockiness would be his downfall.

Jonathan charges towards Speedwagon, the blade-hat was still impales to his flesh but his arm was still intact. Speedwagon gasp of seeing Jonathan coming at him, he kick Speedwagon hard sending him flying through the street with blood grouching from his mouth.

“(Now I know why he weren’t defending himself better. Fingers, hands, legs, he don’t care one whip what he loses.)” Speedwagon thought as he groans from the kick. “(Is as if his resolves runs deeper than pain or fear. I took the lad for an easy mark; guess I’ve been right abuse of that motion.)” Speedwagon began to see his mistake as he land on the ground.

Rarity ran to Jonathan to see if he’s alright.

“That was reckless you know!” Rarity scolded. Jonathan only smile at Rarity, but they soon discover that they’re being surround.

From front to behind, left to right, everyone who lived in Ogre Street came to kill Jonathan and Rarity. But before they could get closer, Speedwagon stop them.

“That’s enough lads; I won’t let a single one of ya lay a hand on those gentle people.” Speedwagon demanded the killer listen to their leader as they’re confuse of why he stop them.

“But why?” Jonathan confuse asked as Rarity is confuse as well.

“Tell me something, strong as a bull you two are its plane to see, you could’ve stove my head in with that foot of yours, but you went easy me didn’t ya?” Speedwagon asked, the Ogre Street men gasp at this.

“We only came to help other for the sake of others; you have a family, people who expect you to return home from this dark business. It is not my place to cause them grief.” Jonathan said.

“(He means it does he, how these fellows survive for so long. Wait?)” Speedwagon thought, looking over to Tattoo and Ejiki still intact but still a bit hurt from Rarity’s attacks. “(That girl even spare my brothers live just like this boy did with mine. I like the cunning of their chips, sure their naïve but they’re a gentlemen and a lady through and through.)”

Jonathan and Rarity brush off the snow on their clothes and hat. Speedwagon walks up to them admitting these two are strong with a gentle heart.

“I want to know the name of them who spared me?” Speedwagon asked.

“Jonathan Joestar.”

“Rarity Bell.”

“You said earlier that you were told to kill me and Rarity. Who was it that told you?” Jonathan asked, wondering who ordered Jonathan and Rarity’s kill.

Speedwagon hesitated at first but Rarity walk up to him placing her hand on his chest.

“Please good sir, you and everyone here wanted to stop killing and live a peaceful life. We’ll help you all with your help in return.” Rarity pleaded.

“The ones who order us even me, were the same bastards who attack your mother and aunt at Canterlot High!” Speedwagon signed.

Jonathan and Rarity gasps in shock of the information they got, the evil that attack the two motherly sisters are the same who order Speedwagon and his brothers to kill them. They had to get this news to the others so they’ll know their dealing with.

“Do you know what they look like, what are their names?” Jonathan asked, hoping to get more info to be ready to fight these monsters.

(Canterlot High: Soccer Field)

“GGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

Rainbow Dash screams in rage, unleashing barrages of punches and kicks to Josuek who defend himself against the anger spots girl. Josuke felt being push back through each step by Rainbow Dash, seeing his friend going berserk just by saying something about her hair, reminds him of himself going berserk when people said some bad things about his hair. Now he knows how they feel and will have to think of something quite to calm her down before this fight gets out of hand.

“Rainbow Dash! Calm down, please, I-I’m sure this is a misunderstanding.” Josuke begged, she’s slowly breaking through his defense.

“Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up, you’re getting a major punishment you selfish jerk!” Rainbow Dash shouted.

After a few strikes, she uppercut Josuke’s guard breaking his defense off, leaving him shock and worry.

“You’re wide opening for me to strike and beat some manners into you.” Rainbow Dash smirked. Her fist clutch tightly, suddenly coated in a rainbow aura, launch to Josuke’s chest causing a big rainbow-colored explosion, sending Josuke crashes to the bench.

“(Oh crap that hurts way more than I image!” Josuke thought, groaning in pain slowly getting up but lumping a little.

Rainbow Dash charge at him with another rainbow fist.

“You’re so dead like that weak-stupid-vomit-hotdog-hair hair of yours.” Rainbow Dash shouted. What she didn’t know was the mistake of what she just said.

Josuke felt a twitch, and that twitch soon turning into rage as his hair became spiky, and he’s surrounded by a pink aura. Rainbow Dash thrust her fist to Josuke’s face, but he dodge in a nanosecond and swing a strong uppercut to her chin sending her flying across the field.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAID ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!” Josuke shouted in pure rage.

Rainbow Dash gets up, wiping the blood from her mouth, bends down and roar to the sky before charging at Josuke as he did the same.

Outside the field, Scootaloo came by with two lunch boxes, one was her own and the other was Rainbow Dash. Lunch time was near and Scootaloo thought she still might be at the soccer field with Josuke so she decided to bring her lunch over, but what she saw completely shock her by surprise. Seeing to friends fighting like in an actual death battle and only will walk out alive while the other is dead.

“What the hay is going on here?” Scootaloo asked.

They continue striking and clashing to each other, blows after blows, Dora’s after Dora’s, colorful booms after colorful booms, either of them would fall nor give up. It was like oldest rule of the strong lives and the weak dies, fists fly and clash into each other to see who’s the strongest.

Scootaloo was still watching in amaze and frighten, she’s still confuse of what happen between those two. Suddenly she just thought of what could’ve causes this.

“Did he actually said what I think he said?” Scootaloo asked herself, she fears that Josuke might’ve insulted Rainbow Dash’s hair, she almost remember that Josuke goes on a little rampage when someone insult his hair as well.

Both Rainbow Dash and Josuke are exhausted now, only having enough strength for one more attack. They glares at each other as they ready their fists, the wind blows over and after a moment or two they charge to end their fight once and for all.

“DORAA/AAAHH” They roar.

But their eyes soon widen in shock; Scootaloo ran between them to at least try to stop the fighting, even if it means getting hurt as well. Just as the fighter were a couple of feet away to Scootaloo.

“WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF?” Two voices said at once.

Jotaro and Sunset jump into the scene and punch both Rainbow Dash and Josuke, stopping them in their tracks and saving Scootaloo from being badly beaten up.

“What is wrong with you two, can’t you get through one min of not causing a rampage?” Sunset scolded, fearing that having someone like Rainbow Dash with anger problem would more troubling than she thought same goes to Jotaro.

They both apologize and will take responsibility for their actions. Rainbow Dash apologize to Scootaloo for almost hurting her, she forgive her and they hug. As they walk to the school, Joseph came running towards them with a serious shock expression.

“Guys, I just word from Jonathan and Rarity!” Joseph said, taking a deep breath and let out the info.

“They found out about the guys who attack our moms!” He shouted.

Everyone froze in shock of the news.