//------------------------------// // 54. TinyLesbianStori: the [s]skype[/s]Discord chromicles(port 13 or 14 idk) // Story: Fuzzy Fluffy Fables // by Fuzzyfurvert //------------------------------// ===================================================================== Whn lasttime we left those ponies is hero girls, stufff was happning. It wes bad stuff. Like…..supra bad like bad. Queen Princess CHRYSlot bughorse was& power crystal of all Lesbians. Thats a lot of powers. BUT(NOt butt wif 2 t’s tho’) we re not doing THAT!!! Ensteed, we are going to look at bacgroun pone AJ in the backround. AJ is Applejak incase you don’ted remembers. She was there...let me chk...ctrlF...uh Lonf time ago. So we are gointop catch up wif Apppejazz. Cuz I HINTED IT THat i would! You had 2 payattencen. ASO, AJ WERE in the jail. Cadanula putz her there cuz she didn’t have a princess to kiss and make a super lesbean. Iwas going to just forget her, but then Id watched the show more andnew princess came! Furby Heart! I know this she is a foalkid in the show, buttthis is my writing tso we can do whatnever iw want!(REMEBR U CANT FLAME ME)!! SO what-if Furby HARD came from the future where she was bigger? Lkie maybee Bigger leik AB but older so not gross or weird? Allcorn princesssses age funky, it’s my headcannon.((come at me bro)) SO Nwo the story starts………………………………………….APPLEJAKE woke up in jail, but not the super tough lesbian jial outside citylimits. It was destroyed. But if AJ went to jail, it would be that jail, cuz she is a tough lesbian. But she couldn’tnot go there b&cuz it was destroyed, so that mean she was in canter;lot castle jail under the floor that everypone used big words like ‘done-gone” to describe cuz it was for special sofisticated lesbians that might still be toughbut wasn’t famous for that. So like Rarty. That pissed AJoff more than the bars! She bucked them ded off the door until the bars were bent all the way. It was notuse! The bars weren’t apple trees so...no awesome powers for background horse. The end. ! Except IT WASN’T Jus when AJ thought that she would go to slept, there was a explosion. The was surprised. So was minion four who was still asllep, becuss I said so! Minon4 woke up and kikked her bars too and broke her shell thingie bugs have! It sorta hurt, but not al ot! She lost a leg thoug. It wasn’t a big dealio. “Who are you?” said Apeljack in aj’s accent. “I am princess. Sayed the explosion. “ ‘What?!” AJ was surprised now. “How did you come from the future!??” “How did you know I was from the history?” the baby who was not a baby and totally legal age of consent for EVERYTHING said with her wide eyes.”I know cuz I read the script.” “Now it was the explosion turn to be surpised, but she was cool, so she put on her sunglass and walkd awa in slowmotion animation. “Don’t go!” asked Applejerk. She yelled: “PLease let me Out of Here.””I will twell no on that you are time travel.” “U PROMIS?? The exlosion looked with her scowl. “I promise, yes” Aplejacks yelled(but queit cuz she didn’t want to wake up minion4 again. AJ is good at body languafe, does the Helen Keller and talks with her hips. So she knew Minion4 was secret good guy! Like a good changeling(THSAT IS MY ORIGINAL IDEA DONOT STEEL!!!!!!), but that was crazy. Applejacks was just a good pone. “I primis.” I am called Pribcess Furby Herty, Princess Cadance is my mom.” “Who is your dad?” AJ raised her eyebrow(™). “Famly is important to Apples. Like sunshine and celery stalks.” “Princess Candance is my father!” Furbyherp saidyelled. “NO! That is unpossible!” “Y” “Cuz reasons!” Applejack can’t lie so Furseemart knew it was true.(AN:plus there are no males in Lesquestria)But are from the future, so I trust you, Princess Flurb.” “Yes.” “Now we must make sexy smoosh facesateach oth er. So we can be a super combo fusion thingimabob.” “No.” aPPLEjaks was cereal! How could this be? Princess kisses all the mares, so why not her 2?{seriously}]!she wasn’t uggos so whatweas the deal? I typed this part wth the vcat in my hans sory if it’s not gooder then the redy(an). ‘Y not??’ Applejk shouyed. ‘I am worthy of lesbians powers too.” Furby heart noddded. “U R. But we cann’t fight Cripslyss.” “Applejack is moar surprise. “What does tha5t mean?” “It makes a pair of docks.” Furby Hears was sad,but also not. “Theory[edit] Some theories, most notably special and general relativity, suggest that suitable geometries of spacetime or specific types of motion in space might allow time travel into the past and future if these geometries or motions were possible.[21] In technical papers,physicists generally avoid the commonplace language of "moving" or "traveling" through time. "Movement" normally refers only to a change in spatial position as the time coordinate is varied. Instead they discuss the possibility of closed timelike curves, which areworld lines that form closed loops in spacetime, allowing objects to return to their own past. There are known to be solutions to the equations of general relativity that describe spacetimes which contain closed timelike curves, such as Gödel spacetime, but the physical plausibility of these solutions is uncertain. Relativity predicts that if one were to move away from the Earth at relativistic velocities and return, more time would have passed on Earth than for the traveler, so in this sense it is accepted that relativity allows "travel into the future." According to relativity there is no single objective answer to how much time has really passed between the departure and the return, but there is an objective answer to how much proper time has been experienced by both the Earth and the traveler, i.e., how much each has aged (see twin paradox). On the other hand, many in the scientific community believe that backward time travel is highly unlikely. Any theory that would allow time travel would introduce potential problems of causality. The classic example of a problem involving causality is the "grandfather paradox": what if one were to go back in time and kill one's own grandfather before one's father was conceived? But some scientists believe that paradoxes can be avoided, by appealing either to the Novikov self-consistency principle or to the notion of branchingparallel universes, such as in the Everett–Wheeler many-worlds interpretation. “ *confused hick horse noises* Applejack not Flyby Hertz “”We must go to the future and make smexxy smoochs with each other bcuz there is even bigger bader lesbian in the future with future lesbian powers!” Furby Hurt stpped 4words and kicked the bars until they were flat. That broke them. “Come with me, Applesac, if you want to live.” “I like living. Are you a sexy roboi princess that is why you only hav 1 parent?” Furry Snarf thought that was hot, so she was a robot. “Beep boop.” “That’s racist.” And then AppleAJ went to the future and had hot robot kisses with the hot robot princess that looked like a real girl and they merged, but not like Twiliestia, becuz it was the future. They mearged like a transformer. AJ is very flexible. NEW TIME: Back to the other horses! Enjoy the waiting.!!1