//------------------------------// // A Disasterous Tea Party // Story: Love Conquers All // by RandomHumanBeging4112 //------------------------------// When Rainbow woke up that morning, she felt good. Really good. She was going to do something that she had always wanted to do: Ruin a fancy-schmancy tea party. She slipped into her fancy dress and grabbed a bag and put her shadowbolt costume in it. "Rainbow honey, it's time to go to the tea party." She heard her mom yell from downstairs. As Rainbow walked downstairs, her mom gasped at how she looked. "Rainbow! You look beautiful honey! Soarin will love it!" Her mom said in awe. "Yeah, yeah thanks Mom. Now can we go now?" "Oooh! Somepony's getting anxious to meet their future hubbie!" Her mom giggled. "Shut up." "So you do like him!" Her mom teased. "I don't like him." She said bluntly. "I'll take your word for it." "Good. Now let's go!" Rainbow said. As they were walking to the tea place, they saw Soarin walking there as well. Firefly noticed this of course. So, she dragged her daughter over to him. Though Rainbw didn't struggle. "Oh, hello, Soarin, fancy meeting you here." Firefly said. "Well, my fiancé and I are going on a date, are we not, Dashie?" Soarin said while winking. "We are going on a date. Mother, why don't go to the spa today, and Soarin can take me to the tea party?" Rainbow asked. "Oooh somepony's getting anxious to go on a date!" Soarin said while winking. Again. "Shut up and stop winking at me!" An annoyed Rainbow said. "Never." A smug looking Soarin said. "Well then, I will leave you two lovebirds alone and go to the spa." Firefly said as she walked off. "Why are you just staring at me?" Rainbow asked. Soarin quickly shook his head and said the dumbest thing ever: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel." He said. "Did you just say that?" "Yes. I realize my mistake, sorry Dash." He said while blushing. "Uh-huh, just don't say anything like that again." "No promises." He said with a dorky grin on his face. "Oh great, I'm gonna have to live with that for the rest of my life. At least I get to see that cute dorky grin every day." She said. "So you admit I'm cute, eh?" Soarin said with a sly grin on his face. "I never said anything at all." She said defensively. "Suuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeee." Soarin said. "Oh look, we're here." Rainbow said, obviously trying to change the subject. As the two walked into the tea place, Rainbow Dash was overwhelmed by all of the fancy décor. Soarin noticed this, and gave her a reassuring look. The two walked up to the reservation stand to fin Rapid Fire taking the reservations. Rainbow Dash looked really happy, then her expression changed to a more somber look. "Oh, hey there RD, why the long face?" Rapid Fire asked. "Never mind that, there is reservation under Skies for us." Soarin said, trying to avoid talking to his cousin as much as possible. As Rapid Fire looked for the name, Soarin shot Dash a look of confusion as to Rapid had called her RD. She only shrugged her shoulder, as to say that she didn't know why. "Ah, yes. You two are on a date?" He asked questioningly. "Yes, we are actually betrothed to each other." Rainbow said. "Oh?" "Yes, we just found out about it yesterday. Now, where's our table?" Soarin asked hastily. "Oh, yes, top floor, table #3."Rapid said. "Thank you Rapid!" Rainbow said. "No problemo!" Rapid said. As soon as Rapid was out of earshot, Soarin turned to Dash and started talking. "So, do you remember the plan?" He asked. "Yes I remember the plan, I'm the one who came up with it!" She said. "Sorry, just asking." Soarin said apologetically. "It's okay." She said. When the two reached the top floor, Rainbow saw all of her friends on different dates. Fluttershy was with Discord, Pinkie Pie was with Cheese Sandwich, Twilight was with Flash Sentry, Rarity was with Thunderlane, and Applejack seemed to look a little frazzled as Caramel and Spike looked to be fighting with her. Even the royal sisters were there! Celestia seemed to be with who Rainbow recognized to be the alternate Sombra, and Luna was with a bat pony. "Wow! I didn't know this place was so popular!" Rainbow said, feeling overwhelmed again. "Yeah I've been here a couple of times before, don't feel overwhelmed it won't be that bad, and plus, it'll be a lot more fun once we spice things up a bit!" Soarin said. "Yeah, but the princesses are here, can't we go to jail for this?" Rainbow asked. "Haha, no this has happened in front of the princesses before, we'll be fine." Soarin said. "Okay. I'm ready whenever you are, Soarin." Rainbow said. "Alright let's go to our table, M'lady," Soarin said while bowing. "Oh, such a gentlecolt!" Rainbow said loudly, so the whole room could hear. "Rainbow Dash!?" Everypony that knew her said questioningly. "Oh, hello guys! This is Soarin, my fiancé!" She said, getting a totally expected reaction: "WHAT?!" "Oh, did I forget to mention that we're betrothed?" "YES!" "Oh, well we are." Rainbow said, while sitting down. As the two waited for the waiter, all eyes were on them. When the waiter finally came with there tea, the pair got up and went to the bathrooms to change. When the pair came out, nopony recognized them. For Soarin had put on a shadow bolt costume and put on a little bit of gray coat dye, while Rainbow Dash had on the same costume, but with a blue wig on. Again, all eyes were on them. But for different reasons. "Are you ready?" Soarin asked. "Oh yeah." Rainbow said. As the two walked out, Rainbow's friends, and Luna all freaked out. The two then began to start running and flying around the room, causing chaos. Discord saw this of course and joined in, only to be stopped by Fluttershy. "DISCORD! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Fluttershy yelled. "Why, I'm joining in on the chaos." Discord said. "Well, it's not good to do that!" "Well nopony's gotten hurt, so I don't see why I can't have a little it of fun." Discord said. "Okay, but no funny business!" Fluttershy said. "Oh come on Flutters, join in on the fun!" Discord said. "Okay fine! But only because I love you!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "I love you too sweetie." Discord said. (The two had been married not long ago) "HEY CHEESE! LET'S JOIN IN!" Pinkie screamed. "I'M IN!" Cheese yelled back. Soon all of Rainbow's friend and even the princesses had joined in on the pranking. Everypony was laughing and throwing stuff, and even dancing on the tables! All in all they had a good time. After the manager came and told everypony to leave, they all thanked the mysterious pranksters, even though everypony had a hunch on who they were. The only pony who wasn't laughing and having fun was Rapid Fire. "I'll have you soon, my precious Rainbow Dash, I'll have you soon.