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// Comedian 
// Story: Lunar Visit 
// by Nocturnal Vision 
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Wow.

Just.

Wow.

Ive gotten myself in one hell of a strange situation.

In the span of around 2 or so hours, ive been dragged from my bed to this ALIEN world of ponies, I greeted an ALIEN winged pony princess that can talk, and now im hugging her for making her cry like the asshole I am.

Oh and the horn. Dont forget the horn.

Luna sniffed. " Yes please... I could do with a * sniff * cup of tea please... " Luna said softly.

" One tea coming up- Umm... Luna was it? "

" Yes? "

" I cant get the tea with you holding me like this. Specially so tight "

" Just a little longer... "

" Man... You really lack hugs in your life dont you? Wish I could meet your sis to have a talk "

Luna giggled. " Oh trust me. She might seem nice but she`s such a faffer "

" Pshht. I guess "

Luna finally let go of him, as he looked at her one last time before getting the tea.

Shortly after, he presented the tea to her.

" Here you go! Good old tea, one sugar and milk. I hope you enjoy. "

" Oh goodness! Its... So sweet! How did you do this? "

" My father was amazing at making tea. He taught me. Wish you could meet him. "

" Be careful young one, I might like you too much. "

" In what way exactly? "

" In the way that I might make you a servant in my castle " Luna gave him a toothy grin

" I strongly hope your joking " He said, sort of worried.

Luna then starts laughing uncontrollably. " Hahahahahah!! You civilians are so easy to fool! I would never be so heartless! "

" But Luna " He said, already smirking.

" Yes, dear peasant? " She said, with the same smirk.

" Im actually the king of my realm... " 

" WH-WHAT!? Oh goodness! Im so sorry! I didnt mean to be so rude- " She said, worried.

" Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHA! You superiors are so easy to fool! " He said, countering her previous assumption 

" Oh haha . Hilarious " She said, scoffing at him.

" I know. Im a comedian " He said, in a matter-of-fact tone.

" Seriously? " She asked, curious.

" Nope " 

Luna rolled her eyes.

" You know... I think this is the best night ive had in... 1000 years " She said, slightly teary.

" Me too, Luna... Me too... "