//------------------------------// // Pinkie's Kraang Comedy Show // Story: Equestria Ninja Girls in Space // by Wildcard25 //------------------------------// As the Kraang droids were escorting the turtles, Rainbooms, Casey, April, some were carrying the unconscious Fugitoid, and the groups weapons. "Stay strong, everyone." Leo whispered to his comrades. "Kinda hard to do when there are blasters aimed at my back!" Rarity whispered her discomfort. "Keep it together, girl." Applejack hushed her. A Kraang Droid who was leading the escort turned around and spoke while aiming his blaster at them, "The ones who are captives will do what is known as 'be quiet'!" The group shut up, before pressing on. They walked before reaching a Kraang base, "Whoa, an actual alien headquarters." Twilight gasped in awe. "Don't look so surprised, girl," Raph warned her, "This ain't a field trip after all." They entered the HQ, where the droids escorted them through the halls, before stopping into a room. One of the droids spoke up, "Kraang has returned with the ones called the turtles and others." The group looked and saw they were talking to a teenage girl shorter than April and Casey. She had short dark purple hair and wore glasses. The Rainbooms were confused, as Rainbow spoke, "Ok, who is this?" "Don't tell me she's leading these here Kraang?" Applejack asked in skepticism. "That's not a girl, Applejack." Donnie warned her. "Huh?" the girls wondered, "Then what is she?" Sunset asked. To their shock the girl's body started expanding to reveal it was a robot exoskeleton, "Wowie!" Pinkie gasped. "Look there!" Princess Twilight motioned to what was piloting it. In the cockpit was a Kraang with a left cyberoptic eyepiece, a prosthetic claw in his front left tentacle, a scar across his face, and a blue tattoo around his right eye. The Kraang left out a laugh before speaking, "Welcome freaks and humans to our Ooglon base. Sorry we can't offer you refreshments." "Well, how's that for hospitality." Rarity crossed her arms. "Who're you?" Fluttershy asked the Kraang. The Kraang hearing that suddenly looked insulted, "Who am I? Who am I?! Don't tell me you haven't heard of me, Kraang Subprime? The Greatest Kraang spawn in all of Dimension X!" "I'm sorry, I haven't. Sorry." Fluttershy shivered at his anger. Subprime sighed, "What's a Kraang gotta do to get a little recognition around here? No matter. I hope you'll all enjoy your time here, because once I hand you over to Kraang Prime I will be rewarded greatly," he laughed, only to hear laughter coming from Pinkie Pie, "Hey, what're you laughing at?!" Pinkie giggled, 'I'm sorry, but your voice." she laughed. "What's wrong with my voice?!" "It's just so funny!" Pinkie cracked up. Mikey realizing it laughed with Pinkie, "He does have a funny voice." Raph sighed, "Really? You just figured that out?" Subprime growled, as he stepped forward and aimed a blaster at them, "How about I give you something to laugh about?!" "I'm the one that makes people laugh. Why I bet I can even make you Kraang laugh." Pinkie offered. "Pinkie, I don't think..." Princess Twilight tried to stop her, only for Leo to shush her. She noticed Leo motioned to the Kraang holding their weapons and Twilight caught on and remained silent. "Then I accept your challenge, girl." Subprime said, as he and a few droids stood by. Pinkie began doing her crazy and hilarious antics from juggling random objects she was pulling out of her hair. Subprime and the Kraang watched, while the turtles took advantage of their distraction and reclaimed their weapons from the droids holding them. For an encore, Pinkie who was juggling cream pies tossed them above her head and opened her mouth swallowing three of them whole, before catching the fourth one and pied herself with it. "Ta-dah!" she declared. Suddenly Subprime burst into laughter, as his robot body fell to the floor with the legs swinging back and forth, "Oh! That was the funniest thing I ever saw!" he pounded the floor in a fit of laughter. The droids looked at each other before one spoke, "That is what is known as funny." the droids gave off forced monotone laughter. Subprime continued to laugh, "You know maybe we can keep her around as our comedian." he looked up only to see the turtles and the others standing before some defeated droids with their weapons in hand. "Sorry to cut the performance, Subprime." Leo spoke, while aiming one of his katana at him. Subprime ceased his laughter and returned to his angered look, "I will not be defied by turtle scum! Get them!" he ordered the droids who went into battle. The turtles and Rainbooms did battle against the Kraang, until Donnie noticed Fugitoid was still unconscious, "We gotta wake Fugitoid up!" "I can do that!" Pinkie answered, as she dodged a blaster shot. She landed by the robot before gripping his head, "Rise and shine, Fugy!" she headbutted the robot's head hard. The professor's eyes fizzed before coming back online, "Oh, dear. What happened? Pinkie, is everything all right?" "Well, not exactly." Pinkie answered, as Fugitoid saw his friends fighting the Kraang. "Oh, no." he gasped. "Come on, let's help!" Pinkie said, as she and Fugitoid joined the fight. As many were fighting the Kraang up close, Twilight was blasting at them with her blaster, "I feel like I'm in one of my fave science fiction movies." "Well, this isn't a movie, this is real." April assured, as they were back to back. They kept on shooting while covering each others backs, until they were knocked aside by Subprime, "I'll start with you two." he chuckled, while buzz saws extended from his robots human hands. "Girls, look out!" Princess Twilight called, as she and Leo jumped in and used their weapons hold Subprime's robot arms in place. April and Twilight got up and shot at the shoulders of Subprime's robot sending some sparks flying from them, "No one messes with Kraang Subprime!" he was prepared to attack again, until Dog Spike and Spike jumped from a higher platform they made they way up to earlier and landed on the robot's Irma head. As they tried biting and clawing at it, Subprime shouted, "Get off my head!" he grabbed the two dogs by their collars and held them above him, "Stupid mutts need to be leashed." Princess Twilight and her human counterpart seeing this frowned, and ran at him. Princess Twilight turned to her counterpart, "Give me a boost!" Twilight held her hands out together for her other world self, and Princess Twilight jumped onto them and was boosted up. Princess Twilight armed her weapon and shouted while flying at Subprime, "Booyahkasha!" she stabbed the upper half of Subprime's robot sending more sparks flying. This in turn caused him to drop the dogs. Fugitoid extended his arms and grabbed them, "You two ok?" he asked. "We are now." Dog Spike answered. "Thanks, Fugitoid." Spike added. Fugitoid spoke to the others, "My friends, now's the perfect time to make our escape!" "I can agree to that." Raph replied, as they tried to escape, only for Subprime to block them. "You're not going anywhere!" April looked above and saw some pipes above Subprime and got an idea. She nudged Twilight and Casey and caught onto her plan. The girls took their blasters and shot at the pipes, while Casey knocked some photon pucks resulting in an explosion making the pipes above fall on Subprime. "Come on!" Leo called, as they bolted for the exit. Subprime crawled out from the pipes, and turned to some droids who just entered, "After the turtles and their human friends! Don't let them escape!" the droids took off. Outside the base, the heroes ran for their lives back to the Ulixes, "You think we can make it back to the ship in time?" Sunset asked her friends. "At the rate we're going there's a 76 percent chance we will." Fugitoid calculated. "We'll have to work with it." Donnie replied, as they hurried. Mikey looked back, "Uh, guys. We may wanna pick up the pace." The group looked back seeing the Kraang were in hot pursuit of them along with Subprime. Fugitoid looked ahead and saw the ship, "There it is, come on!" The ran faster while avoiding the blaster shots. The reached the ship and ran up the ramp and got inside closing the door. Inside the ship, Fugitoid announced, "Everyone to your stations!" they took stations and were prepared to take off, only for Subprime to latch himself onto the ships window. "Surprise!" The girls screamed, as Raph spoke, "That's the ugliest hood ornament ever." "You freaks aren't going anywhere." Subprime called, until someone whistled to him. Subprime looked up and saw standing atop the ship was Pinkie holding a single cream pie, "Hey, Subprime. Have a pie!" she tossed it, and the pie nailed Subprime in the face causing him to fall from the window and back on ground. Pinkie poked her head down from the top and spoke to her friends, "Let's take off!" The group agreed, as Fugitoid activated the ship that flew off the ground and blasted out of the planets atmosphere. Subprime who wiped the cream off his face saw them escape, "NO! It's not fair! Not fair! Not fair!" he grabbed two Kraang droids and bashed their robot heads together as he threw his tantrum. Back in space, everyone on board the Ulixes cheered. Pinkie returned to the bridge and was met with congrats by her friends, "Pinkie, that was awesome!" Rainbow cheered. "You saved us, dudette." Mikey added. "Splendid job, Pinkie Pie." Fugitoid congratulated her. "You did great, Pinkie. Thanks." Leo thanked her. "No problem, Leo. After all I couldn't leave without getting the last laugh on Kraang Subprime, could I?" "If you didn't you wouldn't be our funny girl." Sunset replied. "Exactly. Well, we got a planet to save. To the the first piece of the black hole generator. Anchors away!" Pinkie declared.