//------------------------------// // Discord's Promises to Celestia // Story: Lilly's Shipping Drabbles // by lillytheomegawolf //------------------------------// “I discord, take you Celestia, to bed. No wait! Wrong script.” Discord fumbled around while Celestia’s muzzle burned bright red. Laughter sounded from the guests as a smirking Draconequus pulled a second piece of paper out of nowhere. "Toothpaste... a box of strawberries... 20 pounds of butter... one bag of icing sugar... oil-" With a rough hiss, the list burned brightly in the summer day sun. The look Celestia threw her soon to be husband could well have caused him to combust in a similar fashion had he not been the lord of chaos. "Spoil sport," Discord muttered as the flakes of his shopping list scattered. Ponies of all ages looked on with bated breath as Discord hastily sorted through a few more papers that had appeared his his mismatched hands. “Ah, here it is.” He briefly cleared his throat before he continued, “I Discord… take you Celestia, to be my wife. I promise to love and to tease you, honour and prank you… you are hereby stuck with me for life.” The lord of chaos allowed his gaze to wander past his lover’s eyes. “But don't expect me to let go of your sunny flank after life either.” He softly added with a smirk and a light flex of his clawed hand. "Discord... there's ponies watching us." Celestia sighed as her muzzle flared red once more. "I know hon. Thats what makes it so much fun." Discord grinned. He looked forward to hearing the vows his betrothed. "I Celestia, take you Discord to be my Husband." Celestia smiled like her sun at her to be husband. The single, loving look gave the master of chaos butterflies inside as she continued with her own promises to him.