Dinner was almost done, and the bathroom door had been fixed by Applejack and Rainbow Dash's combined efforts. This left Twilight to stare at the large dining table with all of her friends and lovers around it, save for the two still working on the finishing touches of their meal. Celestia and Luna were both sitting next to each other on the opposite side of Twilight for once, but on Twilight's side she had both Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash so she felt like she didn't need the princess of the sun for once. She was pretty sure everypony was starving at this point, and the smell of the delicious lovingly cooked food was only making her that much more hungry.

Twilight had to admit that this being the first dinner she was experiencing made by the family, was making it even more special to her. So far all their diners had been made by some royal chef or another. This time it was something special, and she couldn't wait to see what more happened. Anything to deepen the bond she felt for her lovers, her wives, her family, the better. Though looking around she was both a little sad Spike couldn't be here, and really glad. After all, what was he going to do once the nighttime festivities began? She was pretty sure him joining in was strictly not allowed, not that she wanted to see her child at work, point in fact she wanted to avoid that with every ounce of her being if possible. Though she also had to admit, compared to her, he had been a lot more knowledgeable, and if her fears were correct, perhaps even more active than she was up until a few days ago.

Those were all thoughts and fears to face another time. Especially if Rarity was somehow involved in any of it. Because then she'd have to figure out if she was just going to slap Rarity, or kill her. Again, more questions that she never wanted answers too, or to even think about. The longer dinner took to be finished, the more weird questions were going to crawl into her mind. For example, did Fluttershy ever actually have sex with animals? If so, was that considered cheating? Did Twilight have to worry about Fluttershy cheating on her with a freaking dog? Oh no, this was going to be awful.

She looked at Fluttershy. "Um, Fluttershy..."

Fluttershy looked over at her with a smile. "Yes, Twilight?"

"You love me right?"

Fluttershy nodded. "Of course I do. Why do you ask?"

"Is it okay if I ask you a very personal, and very weird question?"

Fluttershy seemed to think about this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay."

"You're not going to cheat on me with an animal are you?"

To say the dinner table fell silent would be an understatement. As would be saying that Celestia didn't do a spit take that actually had scalding hot liquid spill over the table. Hot enough to steam. Fluttershy was the only one to continue looking passively at Twilight as if the question hadn't been asked at all.

Fluttershy took in a deep breath, then exhaled. In a very controlled, and clam tone of voice she replied, "No, Twilight. I am not going to cheat on you with an animal."

Twilight let out a sigh of relief. "Good. Good."

Fluttershy smiled. "Any other questions that I can answer for you?"

"Um, maybe." Twilight fiddled with her hooves for a moment. "If you um... well if you do want to have sex with an animal... can I.... can I watch?"

Rainbow Dash scooted her chair a couple of feet away from Twilight. "You are digging a grave here, Twi."

Fluttershy spoke through clenched teeth. "If, and I do mean IF, I ever decide to degrade myself so much, that I become a lowly animal fu- ahem, what I mean to say is that, if I ever do decide to throw my self-worth away, than you can watch, sure, because at that point, I'd be nothing more than garbage anyway."

Twilight nodded. She was well aware of the fact she'd crossed a line now, but she couldn't help it as her brain seemed to forget how to stop talking for a minute. "I think that'd be hot."

Fluttershy got up, walked around the table, pushed Luna out of her chair and then continued to push Luna around until Luna was next to Twilight and then flew back to steal Luna's chair. Luna shrugged, took a seat next to Twilight, and then smiled. "Well, Twilight, if that's all you want to see, just ask me. I'd be more than willing to explore some more deviant sides of the world with you."

Fluttershy unleashed an expleitive so foul, so dirty, that it made Luna laugh and Twilight feel ashamed to her very core for having simply heard it. Okay, new rule of thumb, don’t talk about animal sex in front of Fluttershy. For some reason she doesn’t just dislike it, she really hates it. Maybe she was trying to cover something up? Or perhaps Twilight had just lost her moral compass enough that she couldn't tell just how bad it really was, especially as a dinner table conversation.

It didn't help that Luna was still laughing and Applejack had to turn away from the stovetop so she could give Fluttershy a stern look and say, "Fluttershy, language. We're trying to have a polite dinner here."

Fluttershy pointed a hoof at Twilight and stammered. "But, d-d-did you even hear what she said?"

"Ah don't care what she said, Ah care what you said. No cursing at the table. There's a better time and place fer those kinds of words, just ask Rarity."

Fluttershy's entire face was red and she was clearly very flustered. She didn't argue after that but she did continue to mumble under her breath and none of it sounded too awfully polite. Well nopony was going to comment any further on Fluttershy's words.

It wasn't much longer before dinner was served. Anything from apple pies to mashed potatoes and gravy were on display. For twilight's sake she grabbed herself a large helping of the potatoes, gravy, biscuits and steamed vegetables. She was going to eat like royalty tonight, even if she technically did that every night. Rainbow Dash seemed just as hungry, and considering Pinkie had stolen half of her meal earlier, it was only fair.

The dinner itself was rather relaxing. Mostly light hearted conversation, and the occasional jab at Fluttershy about animals, to which she didn't even respond with words anymore but rather strange noises that sounded halfway threatening.

It was a good dinner.

One conversation topic in particular caught Twilight, mostly because it was Luna who had asked her a direct question. "Twilight, my love, do you want to spend more time with me?"

Twilight blinked, swallowed the mouth full of food she was working on and replied, "Of course I do."

"Good, because in this honeymoon, we have set time aside to spend with each of you, and I am very much looking forward to our time together."

Twilight beamed up at her. "So am I."

Luna's wing came down and wrapped around Twilight's back. It was warm, not nearly as much as Celestia's but warm enough for her to snuggle into like a cozy blanket. There were some delightful perks to being married to the princesses, and their giant wings were one of them. "So, any idea what we should do?"

Twilight shrugged. "Books?"

"Hmm, perhaps, but I feel that's the obvious answer."

Twilight looked over at Rainbow Dash. "What are you planning to do with her?"

Rainbow Dash suddenly looked like a deer caught in headlights. "Who, me?"

Luna licked her lips. "Do you mean tonight? I have so many delightful plans for the two of you tonight."

"What about later on this week?"

Luna paused. "Hmm, well I know she loves sports, I was thinking the two of us could go and enjoy the jousting competition. Blood, adrenaline, all of the stuff that I hear Rainbow Dash likes."

Rainbow Dash nodded. "That would be cool, I planned on going to visit the jousting competition by myself, but having you with me would be lit."

Luna blinked. "Lit?"

Twilight giggled. "She means cool."

"Oh, yes, it shall be, awesome, as you may say."

Twilight moved her lips along the top of Luna's wing, briefly allowing herself to taste the soft fluffy feathers. "And what do you plan to do with her in general?"

Luna blinked. "Hmm, I'm not positive I know what you mean?"

Rainbow Dash nodded. "Me neither, you make it sound like I'm some kind of trophy."

Twilight looked directly into Rainbow Dash's eyes. "You’re my trophy."

Rainbow Dash stammered, her cheeks turned bright pink, and she looked down at her plate. "Thanks, I think."

Twilight looked back up at Luna. "So, what do you plan to do with her in general?"

"She’s a free mare, Twilight. She can do what she wants?"

Twilight frowned. "So you haven't thought about what our lives will look like after the honeymoon?"

Luna stammered this time. Her cheeks grew a little pink. She looked over at Celestia. "S-s-sister, help."

Celestia giggled. "Not this time, Luna. You were the one who wanted this marriage originally, you get to answer my stu- my dau- my lover's awkward questions."

Luna looked back at Twilight and then Rainbow Dash. "Well, she has an amazing cloud house in Ponyville. Perhaps I can stay there some times and enjoy the quiet life of being her wife?"

Rainbow Dash grinned. "That sounds awesome. Then I'd get to bang you anytime I wanted."

"Bang?"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "I meant sleep with you."

Luna nodded. "Oh, yes, we could have lots of sex. Our room shall become a dungeon of lust, of writhing bodies, and sweat, and musk. Nopony would dare to enter unless they wish to be consumed by our ever-growing passion toward one another."

Twilight leaned back into the wing. "That's true for all of us though. What will you do with her that'll be special to Rainbow Dash?"

Luna’s wing tensed up a little and Twilight realized she was onto something here. "Well, I'm sure that the way me and my sister enjoy time with all of you will be unique in its own ways. We may just have to discover how through experience."

Twilight offered a small smile. "I could help you find that unique way if you'd like?"

Luna nodded. "I'd love that. The more of you involved, the better."

Twilight leaned in further still, allowing her lips to run over the top of Luna's wing, her teeth just barely grazing the feathers. "Mmm, is that the same idea behind tonight?"

Luna purred. "I think it might just be."

Looking around the dinner table, ponies were mostly finished eating. Even the pie was all gone now. Twilight was feeling hungry, but perhaps in a different way. She stood up from the table, and using her magic began tugging at Rainbow Dash and Luna to follow her. They both lovingly followed her over to the bed, which in this wide-open room meant everypony was watching them. Twilight didn't care at this point, she'd already been found out too many times, now it was time to just have fun, to just love each other, and to have the others join in.

Twilight honestly had no idea what she was doing. For once she was just going with the flow and not thinking too far ahead. Once at the bed she climbed onto it and looked back at Luna. "Well, you wanted to spend more time with me. Here I am, for you to do whatever you want to with."

Luna leaned her head forward. Her tail swished happily behind her. Luna's head grew close to Twilight's. Their lips met in a single, quick, but beautiful kiss. Rainbow Dash jumped onto the bed after that and forced her muzzle between them so that she could get some kisses too. The three of them took turns kissing for a moment before Twilight noticed Fluttershy had come over and was waiting patiently for her turn. Twilight grabbed Fluttershy around the back of the neck and dragged her into a kiss. It wasn't too much longer before Pinkie joined in too, having come in from nowhere, and deciding to straddle Twilight's back so she could get a better vantage point to make out with Luna.

The world quickly devolved into one of lust, of motion, of writhing pony flesh. At some point Celestia, Applejack, and Rarity all joined in too. If there was anyone thing that surprised Twilight during this whole affair, it was that after Celestia joined into the new pony pile, Luna had taken a great interest in Celestia, almost like they had forgotten about anypony else. Of course when Twilight discovered that Luna had turned herself into a male, and was preparing to do her best imitation of impregnating Celestia, well... it only made sense. It also gave Twilight a grand, wonderful, and horrible idea altogether.

She wanted to know what being a stallion felt like.