Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.

The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.

We all know the Makuta right? Giant protosteel titans who have 42 assorted powers?
In this retelling, the Makuta have been around for nearly 850 years and have been gaining power ever since. Not the "world domination" sort, but political power. While the Makuta are the protectors of the pony world, they also serve as advisers, politicians, and scientists for the Queen of the Sun.
While Celestia was apprehensive of the Makuta at first, over the years she came to trust them. She grew accustomed to their presence and individual behaviors, calling some of them friends.
Then, the day came when Twilight Sparkle passed her exam. A small seven-year-old filly with the potential to level the city, raise the sun and moon, and grasp concepts of magic that even boggled Celestia's mind.
Yet, all that magic.
And all that knowledge.
Would be gone in a matter of seconds.
Replaced by a mind for mechanical and biological science. And a body of flesh and bone, replaced by one of anti-dermis and indestructible metal.

Cover art commissioned by https://www.deviantart.com/azonbobcat

Equestria, the land of happiness and freedom, the land where people are constantly nice to one another, where harmony reigns supreme... for the ponies, at least.

For everyone else? You're treated like an alien most of the time, and when you're not, Equestria will find a way to make it extremely difficult for you. For me, it did just that upon my sudden and forced arrival. The second I wake up, I'm attacked by a group of pony hunters, and I'm just going to guess it was because I'm not exactly a pony, or human as a matter of fact.

Yeah, I'm some type of monster that I didn't even know about; I'm some kind of mix between a ram, a human and death. It looks disgusting as well as a little scary, but now I got to worry about surviving in this weird land.

How will I do that? I haven't the slightest clue...

Bad things happen. Good things too, but mostly bad things. Sometimes, your wagon gets destroyed by a giant bear. Sometimes, you make a bad reputation in some town you promise to never visit. Sometimes, you compulsively splurge most of your savings on some fancy-looking trinket that you won't even wear. But getting sucked by a fiddlestinking portal to another world?

Well, not unless your name is Trixie.

[A Familiar of Zero Crossover]

Trixie was frustrated. Trixie had been humiliated by that smug Twilight Sparkle, and now to top it off she couldn't even eat peanut butter crackers thanks to a condition preventing her from having sugar.

Absurd.

So Trixie goes to an Iron Will seminar. On water. With sharks.

Pic credit goes to Raikou.

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Happy Shark Week, everypony!

Vapor Trail is preparing to marry her coltfriend, but something seems to be off.

Will all be OK, or will disaster strike?

First story of not only the new year, but also the new decade for me.

Companion story to https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436495/reach-for-the-skies

Note: Story is given the Teen Rating from in Chapter 6 given my usual thing you see in my stories.

Chrysalis has been subjected to everypony Twilight Sparkle knows in order to get her to change her ways and adopt Friendship. But the former Queen of the Changelings has proven indifferent or worse to their best efforts. So Twilight brings in Dr. Jordan Peterson.

Set after Ending of the End. Sex and death tags only for references.

Disclaimer: I am not a clinical psychologist. I have no ties to Jordan Peterson, and make no claims that this is how he would treat/rehabilitate an individual. Also, be warned, the bonus chapter contains memes. Enjoy, for what it’s worth.

When it came to matters of the heart, Anthony just couldn't win. In his path, a rainbow coloured trail of broken hearts were left. With the final relationship he had, his strange exes decided they had enough. Now crashing through the universe and robbed of everything that makes him who he is: Anthony has been abandoned, branded and renamed by his exes. Find out how a pony named HeartBreak has to learn -her- place in this new world.

Twilight Sparkle's life is about to become much more complicated. Days away from the culmination of the path she's been walking since she got her cutie mark, she's beginning to wonder what that may mean for her and her friends.

As they all try to enjoy what may be the last day they can all simply hang out together for a long time, a group of strange creatures appears out of nowhere after a magical mishap, further complicating her life. However, when the gravest threat she's ever faced rears its ugly head, Twilight learns that sometimes the only thing more useful than friends... is a party.

Alright, everyone please roll for initiative.

A love letter to the people from my Dungeons & Dragons: Curse of Strahd game which recently concluded: Captain Unstoppable, TheNumber25, Aquaman, and our lovely DM who wishes to remain anonymous. Thank you for over two years of adventure, heart, humor, and doing our best to drive the DM insane. You fucking mad lads.

Please see postmortem blog for a bit of backstory.

To our knowledge, Earth is a pretty ordinary planet. Despite the craziness that goes on in our world, gravity keeps us on the ground, air lets us breathe, and food and water keep us going. On this ordinary planet, on an ordinary night in an ordinary house lives an ordinary person. On that night, that person makes a hypothetical choice before bed.
    That ordinary person just so happens to be you; and that choice might not be as hypothetical as you might think.

(Just your typical second person story starring a person named Anonymous. Rated T for language and jokes about dangly bits. Thanks to my friend for the cover art.)