Lyra and Bon Bon have always wanted to go to the paradise known as Haywaii. Unfortunately, it costs much more than a front leg and a hind leg simply to get there. Their dream seems out of reach... until Lyra finds a much, much cheaper alternative. Not only that, it's fast. It's easy. It's risk-free.

Bon Bon doesn't like it one bit.

This story is a sequel to Love Beats Stupid

Aria and Sonata thought that their lives were going down a pretty clear road. Then, they had kids, and that road became a bit more hectic.

The Spirit Pony is responsible for the End of All That Ever Was. It has always been so. This particular End looks like being a straightforward one – until a certain pink pony intervenes to prevent it happening. Pinkie has a very, very good reason for stopping the Spirit, too...

Now has a reading by... er... me! And another one by hystericaldominolego!
22/11/19: New! Dramatic reading by Scribbler, featuring Quirky Craft and Illya Leonov!

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"a look into the power of Pinkie ... Highly Recommended" -- PresentPerfect
"a delightful sense of unreality to the whole thing ... 9/10" -- Soge

As Twilight Sparkle wakes one day, she discovers something very strange. Her friends have all gone missing. Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity have all gone missing, and nopony has seen any of them since the day before. But that is not all that disturbs her. Not only are her friends gone, but five mares have shown up; all claiming to be Twilight Sparkle herself.