Everyone knows the classic tale: the Three Bears leave to let their porridge cool, the naive little filly Goldilocks comes in, she does porridge. Hijinks, as the saying goes, shall thus ensue.

Dinky's got a little more behind her "re-imagining" than that, though. Her mind stands trial. Can she outwit the grim judge (big sister Amethyst)? Can she appeal to the all-loving jury (Derpy, walking disaster zone and friend of insurance sellers everywhere)?

Or will she find the chair to be much too hot? And not "just right" at all?

This story is a sequel to I Am The Villain!

Emperor McBad, villain, hybrid, Emperor of Bananaramma (previously the Crystal Empire), Liberator of the Equestrian Republic.

His Empire including reformed villains of all kinds, his technology advanced, and his Corporation safely in peace. Sounds like he should be able to lean back and relax, right?

Yeah, as if things are going to be normal around McBad.

When she was young, Megan rode into Ponyland on the back of a flying pony.

Or not. She doesn't know anymore.

All she knows is that for the second time, a pegasus has crashed into her well.

(Mentions scenarios and characters from G1, but no real knowledge of that gen is required.)
Edit 1/14/2017: Added alternate universe tag due to events not matching up to gen1 canon. Added tragedy tag because I thought it fit/was needed.

You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. Despite you living here for quite a while, you still discover new things daily. And since a minute here is pretty much ten minutes on Earth, you can discover quite a lot in a single day.

One of those things is that Fluttershy is a stoner.

Who knew?

Chapter Exclusive tags:
Puns - Chapter 1
Dialogue - Chapter 2
Regret - Chapter 3
Poon - Chapter 4
Missing Something - Chapter 5
A Bad Joke - Chapter 6

Mr and Mrs Shy has invited their lovable daughter, and the warrior whom had taken shelter in her cottage they heard so much about through letters, eager to meet this stallion themselves. Will Stardust prove his worth? Would he even need to at all.

(Requires some reading of A Journey Beyond Sanity to understand the OC character better. Holiday one-shot; enjoy, and have an amazing Hearth's Warming!)

Motherhood is hard, as Shining Armor knows, and Cadance has been dealing with a lot lately. So, when Shining comes home, he's not too surprised that she seems a little... off. But it doesn't take long before he realizes something is not quite right. In fact, there might be something weird in the very foundation of their family...

Warning: Is a lot more harmless than the title and description might lead you to believe...

This story is a sequel to The 7th Element. Season 1: The Magi-Tech Pony

After a disastrous night at the Grand Galloping Gala, Gadget and Midnight just want to sit back and relax for a while. But royal duty call's and the two are soon swept up into a political game of cat and mouse. And to make thing's worse the king of chaos himself is soon unleashed upon Equestria. To complicate matter's, even more, a new and mysterious threat is making its presence known. Ponies are disappearing only to be found later with odd memories and behaviors. Can Gadget and his friend's find a way to stop this new threat before it can take over Equestria from within?

Holy CRAP!!! I GOT FEATURED!!!! I never thought that would happen. 07/08/2016

Wow, several years later and it got featured again! 04/04/2019

The system let him down. School's "Zero Tolerance" policy and lackluster enforcement had forced him into a constant state of pain. The legal system abused him when he finally stood up for himself. He's been branded as a violent criminal. Well, he's getting the hell outta-dodge, but not exactly to the place he had in mind. Celestia wants to test her subjects, and he's her "perfect" person for the job.

Gore is for the hunting descriptions. So far.

Inspired by Human Nature by Blank Page. Good read, I highly recommend it if you haven't read it yet.

Shattered Skies has lived quite some time. He had done well for himself over the past few thousand years; staying out of the public eye and remaining generally uninvolved from pony society while he tended his forests.

Who wouldn't want that, right?

His job came with excellent security and fringe benefits, but after he was betrayed by a princess he trusted, all he wants to do is to live a normal life even if the world tells him otherwise.

Oc disclaimer: The original characters that appear in the story that are not my own have been obtained from the original owners via written permission.

"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.