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Gale Maze


Everything I say is satire and I cannot be held accountable for anything.

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Shining Armor's birthday is today and he's turning four. He knows lots of things now that he didn't before.

He has no idea of the incredible surprise his parents have for him today.

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Twilight Sparkle gets framed for a crime, and is hauled off to the Ponyville Town Jail to await trial. As she has never been convicted of a crime before, she's never had need for a defense attorney. There is somepony willing to help her, however. And who better to represent Princess Twilight Sparkle in court than The Great And Powerful Trixie, Attorney At Law? This will end poorly...

Edited/proofread/co-authored by HMXTaylorLee

EDIT: Featured from 5/18/19 to 5/19/19

EDIT 2: Now with a TvTropes page!

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The world renowned French game designer David De Gruttola—better known as David Cage—has decided to spice things up by bringing a new spin on the world-wide phenomenon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Featuring the colorful, cute characters of the Hasbro series with the dark, complex themes known to make up Quantic Dream's video games, David Cage Presents: My Little Pony is a story that will charm and shock you to the very core.

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You are a relatively new arrival to Ponyville, but you've made one friend there who's made all the difference. Now, she's coming over to exchange gifts and celebrate! Too bad you've forgotten to take down your mistletoe...

The fourth story in my December Christmas Carol writing project: this is based off...I dunno...Justin Bieber's 'Mistletoe', I guess? (I just thought this was a fun idea to write, sue me :P)

Be warned...there is PG content within! :rainbowwild:

Cover art by Skyline19

EDIT: Featured less than 6 hours after publishing, on 12/12/17!
EDIT: 2nd Place Featured 12/12/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING from LotusMoon!

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When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.


A satirical piece.

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You are a Royal Day Guard. You are surprised one day to be approached by the Princess of the Night, who asks you to appear at her chambers that evening to perform an unknown task...

Written because I needed Luna cuddles.

EDIT: Featured 7/21/17! Thank you!
EDIT: Now with a reading by Kinetic Heat on Youtube, here!

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This story is a sequel to Velvet's Harem


For years Night Light and Twilight Velvet had had separate interests that put a strain on their marriage. He put up with her trysts with Celestia and Luna but when he learns it isn't just them and she leaves a note saying she is moving in with the princesses, he decides the time has come to divorce her and make her pay for the anguish she has caused him.

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One day, Saitama wakes up bored, only to find a portal in his room. Being Saitama, he doesn't investigate it with scientific curiosity: he walks straight through it. On the other side, he meets an odd young female pony who is somehow as strong as he is. Surely the two will come to chat cordially with one another?

Of course they get into a fight.

Cover art by alumx used with permission

Very likely falls within E-rating. T-rating is just to be on the very safe side for a couple of darker lines.

Day 21 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge

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This story is a sequel to Glimmer in the Snow


Post-S6. Starlight Glimmer returns to Our Town once again. Starlight intends to stay for a few weeks this time, continuing to atone for her megalomania as the former leader of Our Town.

However, Starlight knows there is one pony above all else she owes an apology to: the stallion she founded Our Town with, Double Diamond.

Light romance-shipping of Starlight Glimmer and Double Diamond (GlimmerDiamond). Reading the prequel is not wholly necessary to understand this story, but there are a few references that make more sense.

Cover art by Phyllismi, used with permission.

Day 18 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge

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An origin story of Our Town. Double Diamond is a pony from the city who heads out to the Equestrian hinterlands for a day of skiing. After getting into a skiing accident and injuring himself, Starlight Glimmer takes him to her house nearby to treat his injuries. During his time as her guest, Double Diamond and Starlight talk.

By the end of his stay, Diamond will become Starlight's first follower in the ideology of Equality, and Our Town is born.

Note on story genre: This story itself isn't sad, but you if you've watched The Cutie Map you'll know how it ends. Cover art by swanlullaby, used with permission.

Day 3 of my Self-Imposed 28 Fics in 28 Days Challenge

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