It takes a certain kind of pony to become a personal servant to the princesses. One must have patience, grace, a clever head, and be a problem solver.

Dapper Dash is one such pony.

Although skeptical about the idea of having a personal butler, Dapper Dash soon proves he is anything but an ordinary butler. While most ponies would be rattled or nervous around Celestia and Luna, he seems to be calm, and even managing to keep up with them.

He's a true gentlecolt, and not only that, he is quite the learned stallion, impressing even princesses. Clearly he is more than than he seems, but not much is known about him. With the drama around the palace it may be good to have an ally that can think on his hooves.

After all, a butler is there to make life easier for their charges.

Big thanks to Hoodwinked MCShelster for the amazing cover art! Really love how it turned out! ^^

Everyone knows that Russia is shifty at best and about as reliable as back alley surgery. I mean, that's been a given in our world since Ivan the Terrible was around. Unfortunately, the Princesses of Equestria haven't exactly learned this lesson, and have left themselves terribly open to a cyber attack launched by the Russian Federation.

But what exactly is Putin after?

Currently relevant, absurd pony political satire. Teen for hidden innuendos.
A number of links are provided in-story at relevant points. Be warned, a significant amount of political flaming (biased against everyone equally) within.

EDIT: Featured 1/2/17! Thanks so much!

This story is a sequel to Sounds of Lunacy

Celestia's latest prank against her sister was a resounding success. But now Luna has sworn revenge, and she will stop at nothing to get back at Celestia. For her part, Celestia is confident that nothing Luna has planned can possibly get to her.

Well, except perhaps one thing.

Vinyl Scratch likes electronics and being loud. So, she joins the Marine Corps to fly the EA-6B Prowler.

It makes sense to her.

Concept by arcanelexicon (art)

Before she became Nightmare Moon, Luna fought many adversaries who threatened Equestria. And since her return, new and old enemies have appeared with alarming frequency. But the land had peace for a thousand years while Luna was on the moon, and now the princess questions how such a thing could be possible.

Celestia offers her a completely logical and reasonable explanation.

Now with an audiobook by Illya Leonov.

In a parallel universe, there exists an Equestria where the Princess of the Sun is not a pony, but one of the most advanced war machines ever created.

Featured on the front page! Thanks, everyone!

Check out an audio reading of this story by No One and Nobody here!

Spitfire has a call sign, just like every other Wonderbolt. However, she tries to keep hers a secret, and it's FAR worse than "Rainbow Crash."

Based on season 6, episode 7: "Newbie Dash."

Fair warning: Written in about an hour and a half and with minimal editing.

The world is being overrun with mindless Borg ponies being controlled by the evil Xenolestia. All hope is lost! Until the greatest man in history shows up to beat some sense of Humanity's greatness into them.

If you favorite this story, please leave a comment explaining why.
Same if you disliked the story. Please leave a comment explaining why.

This story is a prequel to Family Mares

Disclaimer: I, in no way, take any credit for this story. This is an approved repost of a user who wishes to remain anonymous. Those who know this story will know the user.

Spitfire and Rainbow Dash, two mares full of youth and vigor, explore a new path called love. Two mares being in a relationship isn't the most common of things, but it's not appalling... right? We'll see just how much trouble this young love can cause.

This story is a sequel to Our Pasts That Haunt Us

It has been a month since the last events of this story where Applejack died tragically, Pinkie Pie became entirely unstable, and Spitfire returned on a journey of self healing. It is here that Rainbow Dash finds one gem of hope in her world, dropped down to her from somewhere in the infinite universe. In this last month Dash and Spitfire have been talking almost nightly, as the Wonderbolt captain tried to repent for all of the wrong doings she did to others.
Dash still suffers a pain in her heart, and Spitfire wants to heal it but must first heal herself. That aside all of the pain from the last story inevitably made Pinkie Pie a victim of a dark vengeful heart, and much to the residents of Ponyville's displeasure, she also became psychotic in her tendencies. What will it take to bring the old pink party mare back to reality, Rainbow will have to find the answer to this question in her heart as well.
THIS FIC IS WRITTEN IN ANTHRO FORMAT! (If you are absolutely disenchanted with the idea of reading anthro don't read, but I really think you can get past it and imagine them as normal ponies. Stories are all in the imagination after all!)

Also Artwork is obviously not mine, nor does it represent the ANTHRO tag in my story. Yet it was the best possible match. Credit to the actual author and NOT me.

Has also been featured in Pedro Hander's Featured Muffins(July 18th, 2014)!