Scootaloo's life has always been shrouded in mystery. She lives in her house in Ponyville alone. She often disappears with no explanation. And no one's ever seen her parents.
She keeps it that way deliberately. She likes her normal life in Ponyville, and has held on to it as much as she can.
However, a personal tragedy brings family responsibility down on her shoulders, and her life is about to spiral out of control.
Thankfully, she has quite a bit of help keeping both her lives stable - and separate - as much as possible...
...a dragon chef who can't make a salad without making it flambe...
...a cripplingly far-sighted ex-assassin hippogryph maid...
...a slim built minotaur gardener who is as innocent as he is unexpectedly strong...
...a mechanical golem head servant whose brain runs - badly - on hot tea...
...and one devil of a butler.

Edit: New Cover Art by ProfessorCatPro
Edit 2: New fan art by slyfoxcub.

Apple Bloom was left in an orphanage by her parents promising to come back to get her. Discord needs to improve his image with the pony folk. So he invites Apple Bloom to stay at his house for Hearth's Warming. He didn't realize the dramatic change the little filly would have on his heart

This got featured!? Holy crap, thank you everyone!!! Featured: 7/9/2016

In Canterlot, every foal goes to Magic Kindergarten. Every unicorn, every pegasus... and even a certain earth pony.

I have to be the only earth pony here. Why in Equestria does this have to happen to me?

It wasn't as if Aurora was uninterested. It was that she was bored. Extremely bored. They taught her nothing about theory, nothing interesting. Class time was all about levitation for the unicorns, flying for the pegasi. But nopony really knew what to teach an earth pony. Not really. All of their magic was passive, right?

Right?

Featured: 2/24/17 - What?

That might have been a glitch with my login or something. Because it disappeared when I refreshed the page.

Featured: 3/17/17 - Okay, this one is definitely real. It didn't disappear when I refreshed the page.

This story is a sequel to Pinkamena's Awakening

It's been several months since Pinkamena's re-imprisonment, and the residents of Equestria have been working diligently to repair the damages she has caused. But when Pinkie Pie decides that she can no longer accept Pinkamena being trapped again, she seeks help from her friends in order to bring her back to reality. Will others accept her return and help her lead a normal life? Or will she be rejected from everyone and fall into depression and insanity once again?

WARNING: This story will have a few OC's of my friends. They will have an impact on the main storyline, but I promise to make it as enjoyable as possible. Also, if you have read my story "A Wandering Soul", Lilith will make an appearance, but everything that she did in the story will be nonexistent.

Discord hosts a contest to see who has the cutest butt in Equestria.

WARNING: Contains the word 'butt' like a whole lot actually/really.

(Rated Teen for Many Safety Reasons)

(No Image provided for very obvious clear reasons)

Edit: I changed my mind (3/1/2017)

(I find it to be very funny since I find it very extremely stupid that butts can be 'cute' and therefore that idea is funny to me which is why this has been labeled a Comedy)

Pinkie Pie hasn't been feeling like herself lately, and she is soon struck with the unbelievable truth that she is slowly losing control of herself... to herself. Pinkamena, her dark and twisted side, has awoken from her slumber in the recesses of Pinkie's mind. With Pinkie shocked of the fact that her own split personality has a mind of it's own, she is faced with an impossible challenge. Will she be able to overcome Pinkamena's control? Or lose herself to the unnerving power that she contains?

This is my first fic and I am open to all kinds of feedback from everypony. So as i can make this story as enjoyable as possible.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

In order to survive in Manehatten, sometimes you gotta take extreme measures - a lesson Limestone Pie is about to learn in her new job.

Set during the events of Lemons.

Twilight Sparkle sends a series of letters to Princess Celestia after slaying a villain.

A terrible storm strikes Ponyville without warning. Thanks to Pinkie Pie, Scootaloo makes it to safety in a basement shelter with a few other fillies and colts, but days pass with no word from above and food starts to run out.

Somepony has to go outside.

Born of the brainstorm that spawned Penalt's Equestria, Destroyed and Black Flash by Damaged, and set in the same world. Special thanks to solocitizen, Garnot, Penalt, Damaged, and Cross Lament for their contributions.