• Member Since 7th Nov, 2016

DarfsydePhil


I was a scrub at being a homeless jew and now I'm reinventing myself. No longer am I NTSTS the shitty mod, or (((darf))) the greedy plagiarist, for I am DarfsydePhil, here to save your souls.

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A My Little Dashie parody? What a new and refreshing concept, I tell you, I'm so original it hurts.

When your life is absolutely fantastic, sometimes it takes a snobby jerk to fuck it all up.

Collab between me and Sliverfish.

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When a consistent anomaly is located in the futuristic K-Project network, a hacker decided to check it out. Soon after, he finds himself dealing with issues in two worlds at once, while they cascade upon each other and this "magic" thing from the other world begins to leak through the boundaries.

Don't forget to read the author notes, especially chapter 1. Feedback is appreciated.

Chapters with two-letter tags next to the numbers can be considered sidestories, but all are important to the story as a whole, and they tend to interweave. The only real difference is where the action takes place and with who. Despite what was written in this paragraph originally, DO NOT SKIP especially later on.

If I link to a music video (YouTube video with music) in-story, I highly recommend you listen to it, whether you watch it or not. If there are lyrics as in people singing, you need to listen to it in the background or already know the song to know what's going on. Otherwise, you miss out, and I don't want that to happen. Probably neither do you.

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Dive and Kick are at it again. These two rivals in the hood are trying to prove once and for all who is the ultimate champion of the biggest mind-game of fighting games ever. The rules are the same as usual. Competitors can only dive and/or kick. If you get hit by the opponent's foot, you have to fall on your back as if you're knocked out.
No punching.
No ducking.
No blocking.
No projectiles.
No complex button presses.

However, the announcer decides to randomize their background location to the middle of Ponyville. This won't end well.

Death From Above
Round 1
DIVEKICK
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Divekick (game) belongs to One True Game Studios and Iron Galaxy Studios.
One-shot.

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Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia.

Vinyl Scratch doesn't care who knows.

But Vinyl Scratch should have cared more about who knew her secrets...

Now with a reading by FanOfMostEverything!

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Do you remember that one time when you and your fashion understudy got drunk and made love? Rarity doesn't.

Cover Art by RuinedOmega

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When Twilight is awake, Celestia is her teacher, and she a faithful student. But when Twilight shuts her eyes, another mare approaches, who teaches her a very different lesson.

An experimental fic, written to play around with alternative perspectives. Be warned, ye who enter here.

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When she was young, Megan rode into Ponyland on the back of a flying pony.

Or not. She doesn't know anymore.

All she knows is that for the second time, a pegasus has crashed into her well.






(Mentions scenarios and characters from G1, but no real knowledge of that gen is required.)
Edit 1/14/2017: Added alternate universe tag due to events not matching up to gen1 canon. Added tragedy tag because I thought it fit/was needed.

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