Spike realises there's a pretty noticeable gap in Twilight's otherwise encyclopaedic knowledge - and tries to fill her in. Confusion and embarrassment ensues (of course - this is Twilight we're talking about!).

(Teen rating and sex tag for discussion about sex and pony genitalia, no actual sex.)

EDIT: Featured on 19/3/19 to 23/3/19 - a huge thank you to you all!

I've spent twelve years as a nurse, now. Nurse Redheart, helping the ailing ponies of Ponyville, caring for them all. Twelve years! So many memories, so many regrets. And yet one night, a decade ago, I remember with particular sorrow - for on that one, terrible night, I failed...

When Princess Twilight convinced Starlight Glimmer to travel back in time with her to visit her idol, Starswirl the Bearded, neither could have expected the surprising turn that events were to take - or how hard it would be to reveal the truth.

Luna awoke to hear the bells chime midnight... and reminisces over times spent with her elder sister Celestia, the pain they've caused each other, and the fortune that brought them together again.

If you could only lie still and had nothing to do but think, what would you think about? Discord has anger, Rarity has fashion, Twilight has philosophy in general... but what about Pinkie Pie? She seems chaotic and irrational, but is she really? What would she think about?

Ah, Maud. So misunderstood. She tries her best, really she does, but somehow ponies never quite seem to like her. But she wasn't always like this. When she was young, before she grew up, before the accident...

This is the story of how a happy foalhood came to an abrupt end, and how one of Equestria's most singular characters came into being.

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*EDIT* This story was written before "Hearthbreakers", and thus can no longer be considered canon. So think of it as what could have been, rather than what was.

She didn't mean to do it, honest! No really, she made her do it... whoever that is. If you were on the run, from something you didn't think was wrong, what would you do? Could you take it?

It's late, the fire is lit, you've a steaming hot mug of tea... what better time to have a chat and set the world to rights, and maybe get something else out of it too?

Rated 'T' due to moderate innuendo .

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*EDIT* Hello, ponies! This was originally going to be a one-shot wonder, but I enjoyed writing it, so there you are. And although it says 'completed', that's only really because each chapter can be read alone. I'll probs always be adding more chapters!

Everypony has heard of the Elements of Harmony. Since their defeat of Discord, you can't get away from them! But fewer, far fewer, are those who know of the Elements of Discord - the ultimate sources of his power and desire to create chaos, and which were forced to find a new host after his redemption...

The title says it all, really. Celestia eats cake, accompanied by various other creatures at one time or another. Also: I wrote this just having brushed my teeth, and so, in honour of that occasion, the word 'mint' will likely be making a surprise appearance.

Seriously though, this story is crazy. You have been warned.