{Displaced Story}

His name was Eli Minute, a normal teenager who dressed as a Dalek for a group costume contest at Comic-Con with his friends. He just wanted the contest to finish up so he could get out of the stuffy Dalek costume. But when his friend Matt brought over the rewards, he also brought over a Dalek laser that he bough from a man known only as "The Merchant".

Jeremy, one of his other friends, goes ahead and attaches the laser to Eli's costume, and in a flash of light Eli is taken to Equestria with a splitting headache and no sensation in his feet...or his hands...or anything for that matter.

What will befall him as he's trapped in the mechanical body of the most dangerous being in the universe?

This is a collab story written by me, Down with Chrysalis and my good friend Erised the Ink-Moth. Go check him out, he's awesome.

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Featured May 31st 2015
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Monster attacks. Crime. Illegal hallucinogens made from electric fruit.

They say things didn't use to be like this. They say things were different, before Luna came back 60 years ago, but Detective Hard "Hardy" Boiled of the Detrot Police Department has never known any world other than that demarcated by the seedy streets of his beloved decaying metropolis; a world in which the coroners sing and dance, surveillance bugs have personality disorders, and the Chief of Police is a scarier entity than most of the eldritch things the city attracts.

The grey unicorn who turned up dead outside the posh High Step Hotel seemed like just another case, but her missing horn is the pointy tip of a very large and nasty iceberg. It's up to Hardy and his friends - a rejected monster hunter, a psychic cab driver, and an underground antiques heir - to find out what’s going on in an investigation that promises to stick more than a cupcake into the very eye of Detrot.

Especially if Hardy has anything to say about it.

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Additional editing by coandco Sig_Awesome, Hinds, Clint, and Raccoon!
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Cover art by MisterMech (http://mistermech.deviantart.com/)
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MLP: Friendship Is Magic was made so Hasbro can sell a boatload of toys and MLP merchandise. But what were to happen if those toys acts like the toys from Toy Story?

Follow the adventures of Twilight Sparkle and her friends as they tackle the trials and tribulations of being toys and be given a lot of love and attention by a lovely little girl and her family.

The defeat of King Sombra is only the beginning of Celestia and Luna's troubles when they discover his daughter, Nightshade, also has strong magic. Her memory is erased and she is entrusted into the care of a loving family in the hope that she will not become like her father, but as she grows, her dangerous magic becomes a problem.

If Sombra were to ever return and seek revenge, the princesses fear that he might convince Nightshade to use her powers against them, unless they can successfully keep the truth from her.

This story is a sequel to Past Sins

In the wake of the battle with Tirek, Twilight Sparkle becomes fixated on restoring Golden Oaks Library. After all, it was home for her little family of three. But as her attempts to repair the books and tree continuously fail, her friends must take matters into their own hooves. Discord, as the good friend he is, tosses Twilight and her extended family into an unexpected adventure while Twilight's other friends get to work on the new crystal palace.

All together, they'll do everything to ensure Twilight and her family have a place to call home when they reach the end of the road.

Rainbow Dash is given to a strange stallion for his 'special classes', but she has no idea who did this or why.

This story is a sequel to Slow Learner

After a month of fun between Starcrasher and Rainbow Dash, Star wants to work on the more serious side of their relationship. Dash, however, enjoys having a pet to use when she wants, and knows that Star would do anything for her, so decides to take advantage of it.

Twilight is conducting a study on the physical resistance of unicorns. Rarity agrees to help her. She, and her rear end, would soon regret that decision.

This story is a sequel to Vinyl and Octavia Have Multiple Dates

Vinyl Scratch is lying at home, bored. Her mood is immediately improved when Octavia comes home with a small present for her. From there, it isn't long before she finds herself being roped into playing an old game of Octavia's from her university days...

The Vinyl and Octavia Series
1. Vinyl and Octavia Machete Their Way Through the Jungle
2. Vinyl and Octavia Move House
3. Vinyl and Octavia Get Incredibly Drunk
4. Vinyl and Octavia are Forcibly Shipped
5. Vinyl and Octavia Fight Ten Thousand Ninjas
6. Vinyl and Octavia Have Multiple Dates
7. Vinyl and Octavia Engage in Roleplay
8. Vinyl and Octavia in 'Dial D for Detectives'
9. Vinyl and Octavia Duel Destiny
10. Vinyl and Octavia Bust Out of Prison
11. Vinyl and Octavia Join COBRA
12. Vinyl and Octavia Break the Timestream
13. Vinyl and Octavia Rob a Casino
14. Vinyl and Octavia's Freaky Day
15. Vinyl and Octavia Jump the Shark

wubsy finely gets to live a normal life she wants to live with vinyl and octavia but finds out the good times only last for so long.
Sequel to fun with changlings
editor SolidFire
art by Dotterall