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PhoenixDragon44


"You have dug your grave, Humans. For we, the Necrons of IKEA, will build your tomb... and your coffin..."

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A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.

((Pre Princess Twilight))

((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!))
((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020))
((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020))
((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))

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I have no idea what happened. One second, I'm sitting at my desk, working. The next second, I'm Sombra. Or rather, I'm in his body. And nobody seems to believe me about it...

Now with (amazing!) cover art by Mix Up. You can find their work here.

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Twilight Sparkle has been living in Ponyville for 7 years now. In that time she has faced great challenges, fought greater foes, and made even greater friends. But one day she finds a book. A book she had completely forgotten about. A book she thought had been destroyed. A book of necromancy. Will she submit to the darkness within her or will she stay true to her values and stay in the light; or maybe a bit of both?

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The room is white.

The ocean outside is blue.

Everything is okay.


An entry in a Sofa and Quills Speedwriting Panic Fiction round, where it placed first!

The theme was 'I know you're lying, but...'. Written in the span of half an hour.

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Luna has a secret.

A secret that she's kept close to her heart ever since her return from the moon, a secret she's hidden for so long that she's no longer even sure if it's real. At least until it returns to haunt her, and she has no choice but to confide in Celestia and hope her sister trusts that she hasn't gone mad.

It's time to tell Celestia about the circles.

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Parents tell their foals that they can be anything that they want.
For me, however, it's a bit more literal.
At least it would be if my parents had said that.
Or if I knew them at all!
So what do you do when you can become anypony?
You become a spy, of course.

BEWARE: SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS

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This story is a sequel to KONO DIO DA: DIO is Unbreakable


When two enemies meet with a common enemy and common friends, will there ever be room for forgiveness? Will Jotaro find friendship? Will Rohan ever stop saying oi? Will Kira ever be found?

And, for 『Hebun』's sake, can Okuyasu not look like a rapist, please?


Expect a more seriously-written and less-meta story this go round. I don't mean to disappoint, but for wrapping this up, I wanted to contextualize it just because it's fun.

Though, I'm not taking away all of the comedy.

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After having saved all of Equestria together, the Student Six certainly have a strong friendship, but is it truly unbreakable?

Wanting to find out, Friendship School Guidance Councillor Starlight Glimmer decides to give them the ultimate test: playing Cards Against Equestria.

Can their friendship survive this horrible game?

Sex tag is for raunchy jokes only. There is no actual sex in this story.

For this story, I used actual cards from the game, though some of them have been slightly altered so that they more closely reflect the world of Friendship is Magic instead of the real world.

Inspired by Mythril Moth’s Cards Against Equestria Girls, and BronyOverlord’s Cards Against Starlight

Featured on 26/11/2018

YouTube reading here

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When a Necromancer is hurled into the place between places then escapes to another world at the cost of his life it is not the end. Being a Necromancer he returns to life with ease, but is skirting the edges of consciousness, and unable to truly wake as a mysterious figure uses magic to put him on the back of a horse to carry him away into the night.

To make matters worse the phylactery he used to save his own life recreated him as a member of the dominant race with... some errors. His injuries are still present and he's now in a much smaller body with his magic drained to nothingness.

So now he's horribly injured, held captive by an unknown force, in an unfamiliar body, in an unfamiliar world and completely exhausted. He's had worse days. He just can't think of any off the top of his head. So familiar territory then, nothing to worry about.

(Thank you again Tulip for the amazing piece of artwork.)

On Hiatus due to Life. Sorry.

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For all to long the false Empire Order has ruled over Inamorta, bringing naught but chaos in it’s wake. When Order causes this disorder, The Chaos Empire strikes. Now, Order fights a two front war as we rise up. We must unite if we are to take out Order! And tonight, we march!

For we are the Archidons, with bows so accurately piercing they shall fall before they get a chance to stand!

For we are the Swordwrath, swords so sharp limbs will sever at mere sight!

For we are the Speartons, born to die, but not before them!

For we are the Magikill, and today we summon Unity!

And we march, to take back our land, to push out the Chaos invaders, and to bring glory to our Empires!

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