Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.

Being locked up in the moon is a long time for anypony. What with all the wars, inventions, revolutions, and annoying new nieces, it can be hard to get used to things. Especially the modern vernacular. So Luna tries to learn slang.

It . . . doesn't end well.

And this is exactly why.

NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!

All Celestia wanted was one slice. One tiny, measly slice. She was an immortal goddess, for Pete's sake! Was one slice of cake really too much to ask for?

Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.

EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 10/24/17! Awesome, I'm glad you're all enjoying!