Fluttershy didn't listen. She ate a weasel. Now all must pay.

A speedwrite begun and finished while I have this library computer for a one hour reservation.

After being assassinated by his citizens for doing what he thought was right, Trump soon finds himself ruling a new land in need of his help. Though, why do ponies keep calling him "Celestia?"

NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION OR HATE IN THE COMMENTS.

Twilight has a problem on her hooves. An hour before Celestia was supposed to come to Ponyville for the Summer Sun Celebration, she's accidentally gone and killed everyone dead. As in, "dead as a doornail" dead. Now she's got to fix it before Celestia shows up and finds out.

Or, at the very least, make sure that Celestia doesn't know that they're dead.

Blame Blueshift for this.
Now with a sequel!
Now with a reading, graciously provided by Skijarama!

Twilight is assassinated. Repeatedly. If only anypony knew what the word "immortal" meant...

Now with a reading by Skijarama!
Now available in Spanish!

Originally written for the Writeoff Association's February contest, "The Twilight Zone."
Thanks to Not_A_Hat, Masked Ferret, Floydien, Chryssi, and ChappedPenguinLips for prereading.

Let's face it. There's no way everypony was going to instantly change their minds about Thorax over a song.

So instead, Spike tries a different approach, by pointing out that Changelings are not the only threat Equestria has faced.

Pipsqueak and Rumble have been fighting lately. Pip would rather focus on work than take Rumble out on a date and Rumble is getting fed up.

Bon-Bon decides it's about time her and Lyra had a foal.

Lyra is not too enthusiastic about the idea.

When Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship announces that she swings both ways, she sparks a political movement. A revolution takes place as others, too, realise that they wish to swing both ways.

The rallying cry, "Hot and steamy, sweet and creamy!" will rock the nation.

A political entry in the Weedverse.

In which the author bravely attempts to venture forth into the world of writing, but is blocked every time by Pinkie Pie.

Upon arriving home from a trip, Twilight is shocked to find her teenaged little brother Spike kissing Rumble, a male pegasus. Spike has no choice but tell Twilight a secret that she herself never saw coming.

He's gay.

Thanks to Kill Joy for the cover

And Goombasa for the dramatic reading.