Anonymous, asshole extraordinaire and a rotten egg by all accounts, has fallen on good times after being made a commander of the Storm King's vast armies. With the King's forces and equipment at his fingers, he's found great success conquering nations, sowing chaos, and kicking the asses of all walks of life. All while having a rip-roaring great time doing it.
But the day of the Storm King's biggest conquest to date - the nation of Equestria - looms just around the corner. All that's left now is the final few preparations for the invasion: loose ends to tie up, new weapons to seize, and even some co-commanders to annoy to no end. And once those are complete, Anon will be the first in line to take Equestria as his next conquest.
God help us all.

This isn't the first horse story I've written, but it is the first one that is prose instead of greentext. And I'm still a bit rusty on top of all that. Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated!

(Other character tag: Button Mash)

Button Mash is an extremely experienced gamer, he's defeated many powerful and frighting opponents in games, and has proven to many up-start gamers how a 'veteran' plays. Whatever the challenge, no matter how hard, he proved to his opposition why he was the better fighter; but, after a simple question, he now has new opponent to face, one he never liked or wanted to have ever met, his classmate Sweetie Belle.

(This story is based on this story. It had promise, but was unfortunately cancelled. I'm tagging this as 'Teen' due that I will mention some sexual stuff, and I want to play it safe. Also, it's mostly told from Button Mash's perspective.)
(Also, the cover art I'm using is done by Dennybutt on Deviantart.)
(Edit 5/8/17: I wrote a side-story to this, that kinda takes place between Chapter 3 and 4 of this story. It's called 'Their Date')

Ember, Starlight, and Rarity have a girl night inside Twilight's castle. After trying a new Apple's creation, zap-apple cider, the three begin talking about many thing. Loves, dreams, and hopes that all find their ways to Spike.

You've just moved into a new house in a new neighborhood, and as you unload some boxes, a sexy, purple-haired girl calls you over and asks for help. You'd seen her a few times as you've come and gone, but you'd never asked her out. Now, she's asking if you'd help her with some groceries. You say yes, of course, but something tells you she wants more than just a little assistance . . . .

The first installment of "The Steam Collection". Second-person present-tense perspective set in the EG universe, based on a random scenario I saw and replied to on Facebook. Rated 'Teen' for some steamy moments—as close to sex as you can get and still keep it clean.

"I've traveled the world, seen many things and found my way out of everything. But how can I keep from getting close to ponies who care so much, and for no real reason. Yeah i saved a life or two but why is that so special to them, oh well. But i can't just let them in, i can't let anyone in...."
A pony with something to hide has come to Equestria, and by mere chance has befriended the royals of this new and strange land. What will become of a pony who wanted to be alone in a new world of friendship?

Inspired by the MLP Analyst group, this fan fiction fetters many of them such as mad munchkin, silver quill, doctor wolf and others.If any of you from the MLP Analyst group happen to be reading, i hope you enjoy with everyone else.

I'd sit tight everyone, the chapters may seem short at times but this story is going to be a long one, have fun.

Home to a wide variety of species and their various communities, the planet Equus is shared peacefully between prey and predators alike.

And, in her ever present benevolence, Princess Celestia has kept an open door policy on immigration into her, almost, Utopian country for years. So when a fumbling Anon suddenly appeared in Canterlot one day nobody panicked, he was peacefully taken to the Princess and explained his predicament to her. Understanding his situation, the Princess informed him that she would try her hardest to help him, but that it could also be awhile before there was any major progress in that effort.

So, with nothing better to do, the human applied for the reasonably easy Equestrian citizenship. Princess Celestia, hearing about this, decided to help Anon with his efforts and sent the human to Ponyville under her former pupil's charge, believing that it would be easier on him and to help the lonely human make some good friends along the way.

If only she knew how much suffering would come from that foolish decision.

(Part of Vol.1 of the One Shot O'Clock)

This story is a sequel to Aria's Got A Date!

After one date with Alto, Aria found herself flattered to go on another one, but this time at the beach. Not only will she re-connect with water, but there's more opportunity for sexy teasing. Though, she wants a little more advancement in the relationship this time...

A little more deeper...

Sex is for dirty thoughts and sexual references

Art done by CBear624!

Featured on 9/12 and 9/13!

Aria was supposed to be a tough punk, not having any sort of special feelings towards anybody, but Sonata seems to think differently. Aria rolls her eyes, but when Sonata invites him over for studying, the truth could reveal...

Sex is for dirty thoughts and sexual references

Featured on August 30th, 31st, and September 1st!

Art by Trainbang!

Audio Version by ScarlettBlade!

This story is a sequel to Human Husbandry

It was in the kitchen that Fluttershy trapped him, demanding the girth of his gift. Ralph didn't think he would be the one to pop her precious cherry. There were hundreds of reason why they shouldn't. Her being a pony and him a human. But yet and still, it's right there. Tempting him to give in.

Written for kicks and romantic fluff practice. You don't have to read the original to understand this story.

Rated T for sexual implications, suggestive dialogue and all that good, good cuddle-crack.

Daniel is a normal guy, he takes lessons of archery after school, go home and repeats. But one day of winter, he suddenly appears in a world of overcolored magical talking mini horses. He now must learn their culture and fit in, because there's nothing else he can do.

(Rated sex for innuendo)