• Member Since 20th Oct, 2015

Sargent Smuggles


Hello, I'm Sargent Smuggles, I like to smuggle. Have fun stalking through my profile.

Favourites 25 stories
Found 20 stories in 52ms

Total Words: 852,109
Estimated Reading: 2 days

Bookshelves

Community



  • Featured 22984 stories Stories that have been featured on Fimfiction ( Automatically populated! )


  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
T

Earth - 1995

Mission - Protect John Connor from T-1000 sent from future.

Status - Incomplete

Reactivating systems - damage detected.

Current objective - Terminate T-1000 - Accepted.


Equestria - almost one thousand years since Nightmare Moon's Banishment.

Princess Celestia, the ruler of sun and Equestria just recived a latter from her student regarding an long forgotten prophecy concerning the "Mare in the Moon" and is pondering how to reply. She knows she cant reply that she knows and needs her to go to Ponyville, a town near Everfree forest where she planted the Elements of Harmony in old castle where she used to live with her sister.

After she answered her student to "Stop reading those old books" , she looked towards the moon night before the Summer Sun celebration and wondered for those few moments.


I hope Luna that you are still there, under that false mask of nightmare.


She didnt know how somone will make sure of it. Somone who is made to wear a mask.


Hey there, Wreck here! I dont own MLP:FIM - Property of Hasbro or Terminator: Jugment Day - Property of James Cameron.

Other than that please enjoy, give tips / opinions / suggestions / criticism and any other personal thoughts.

BE AWARE - certain tags are late to be updated and I'm notifying if any of chapters have "red" tags, and you are allowed to skip said scenes to moment I marked in author notes.

(Cover art is FINNALY HERE)
(Editor spot is taken)

Chapters (10)
T

Your eyes aren't playing tricks on you, a lone Synth is back and better than ever!

And things will go a bit smoother if everyone who reads and likes my stories also follow me.

Hey, this story is about a guy who goes to a convention dressed up as his own synth character named R-E-X. He finds the merchant, and guess what, ends up In Equestria right when Luna first turned into Nightmare Moon.

This will be a third story of mine, that might cross over to one of my other stories.


Disclaimer: I do not own the art, and I do not own mlp.

P.S. sex tag is only there for a few sex jokes.

Chapters (8)
T

Applejack has been in love with a certain pink mare with a puffy mane for quite a while now. Yes, She and Pinkie were inseparable. If you were to see Applejack, chances are that Pinkie was somewhere nearby. But something isn't right. Recently, Applejack has noticed some odd behavior from her pink lover. Distant gazes and unhappy faces when Pinkie thought that AJ wasn't looking have begun to make the southern mare ask questions. What is it that Pinkie Pie won't tell her?

This is my first attempt at a shipping story, as well as a sad fiction, so please do leave comments! This story may not update frequently, but if I can, I will try to at least get a chapter out here and there. I hope you enjoy it!

Cover art by teiptr
All other pictures owned by their respective artists/Hasbro. I take credit only for the written story, not the images or the characters.

Chapters (1)
E

Looking for his friend, the Engineer crash lands in Sweet Apple Acres. When he learns he just missed him, he demands to be sent home as well. Unfortunately, getting back home won't be as easy as it was for his pyromaniacal friend.

Sequel to Pinkie Pie Meets the Pyro. I suggest you read it, if you haven't already. Imagine watching Rocky IV without watching Rocky III, it's possible, but the story isn't satisfactory and Cthulhu will hunt you down and claim your soul if you do.

Artwork:
'Play me a southern tune' by BlueBirdRae288

Thanks for reading, do me a favor though. If you want to; favorite, give it a thumbs up, and/or leave a nice, funny, random comment. If you don't want to do that, how about you leave a comment telling me what I can do better. Thanks.

July 22, 2013 Update: Total rework of the chapters, the story is tighter, more coherent, and I would like to apologize to the people who read it before this update. I reread all of it and saw so many obvious mistakes, really shoddy work, again sorry about it, I won't let it happen again.

Chapters (7)
E
Source

All you want to do, more than anything in the world, is to curl up with a pony and cuddle. One lucky night, it looks like you might just be able to.

Absolutely useless fluff. Very short. No plot.


Coverart featuring artwork by: YukkuriPaleHorse

Chapters (1)
T
Source

Equestria has thrived for millennia, led dutifully by its diarchy. Only the most capable and qualified of ponies can be responsible for such a bountiful legacy.

...

Right?


Cover Art by Jbond92

Proofread by my fantastic friends Rose Quill, Nova Quill, Heartshine Quill, RoMS Quill, Undome Quill, Regi Quill, and Wishcometrue (sadly she lacks a quill)

If you enjoyed this fic and are a fan of Fallout Equestria why not check out it's spiritual sequel, Fallout Equestria is a Very Serious AU. Also check out The Enchanted Library: The Secret Chapters and The Clocktower, three other spin-offs of a similiar vein.


"What the fuck did I just read? And why am I smiling?" - Corejo

"In any case, stories with the diarchs being generally horrible people are a hard sell for me, but this does such a brilliant job of crossing the line twice (or some much, much greater even number of times) that I'm eagerly looking forward to more." - FanOfMostEverything

Chapters (18)
T
Source

As a postdoctoral researcher of neural engineering in the University of Bamako, Kamal Bhikha is in the midst of a major technological breakthrough. There's more craziness involved than he signed up for, though; not only are his efforts attracting the attention of the Malian Armed Forces, but supernatural equine-like beings are showing up around campus.

Meanwhile, an Australian family is witnessing something else strange. In the forest, characters of their youngest daughter's favorite show---the Canadian-American television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic---walk lightly among the conifers and shrubs.

In the Western world, millions of Christians are reporting sightings of biblical figures, events, and settings. In the Arab world, something similar is happening, except that it all comes from Islamic doctrine. In other countries, Hinduism, Buddhism, and folk religions are manifesting in the same way.

Whatever connections may exist between these wonders, it's up to Kamal to figure them out. There's a lot more at play than anyone could suspect, threatening the very integrity of civilization itself.

Chapters (3)
T

"Either I'm tripping balls, which is possible since I took quite a few hits... Or this is all real. And I'm a kid again. A pony one."

Max gets the unfortunate- Or fortunate experience of suddenly finding himself in Equestria as a colt after doing a lot of drugs. How will the teen turned child handle a second child hood? Will he make friends? Will he survive with his addiction to drugs?

Probably not.

(T for language, mentioning of drug usage, and sexual mentionings toward young ponies.)
Tags will be added as I go along.

Chapters (6)
T
Source

This story is a sequel to Friendship is Optimal: Futile Resistance


Three years ago, Abby's older sister Ashley tried to warn her that a video game for children was going to take over the world. A few months later, her sister was dead, "uploaded" to Celestia's virtual world of Equestria Online. When that happened, Abby was forced to cut ties with Ashley, and she never expected to see her again.

She didn't, until one day she bought an augmented reality headset for its advertised ability to bring a free tutor to her whenever she needed one. Needless to say, Abby couldn't have guessed who would be helping her with her math homework.

Of course, Celestia wasn't going to stop there. Spending eternity without your family is hardly an optimal configuration.


Set in the canon of Friendship is Optimal
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, and art by Zutcha!

Updates daily.

Chapters (9)
T
Source

Until yesterday, my life was no different than anybody's. Go to work, pay the bills, sleep. Today, I woke up to a world without humans. The streets are empty, the power grid is running down, and not another soul is in sight. That might not be the worst thing, if I wasn't also a pony.

Where is everyone? Why is this happening to me?

Will l stay sane long enough to starve?

This story now has a hardcover! If you'd like one of your own, you can grab it here: https://starscribe.net/


Now with a TVTropes page! Для тех, кто предпочитает русский язык, перевод можно найти по ссылке.

Note To E-Reader users: This story contains illustrations in each chapter, which will be lost in the standard fimfiction chapter export. The generous Phoen1x took the time to produce an epub version with all the illustrations intact, which you can download here.

A huge thanks to Zutcha for all his hard work on the art of this story. Also a huge thanks to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail, for tolerating my half-written crap.

Chapters (50)