Twilight experiences Twilight first hand.

My entry into the A Most Delightful Ponidox Contest
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This is what happens when you misread story titles, children.

Thanks to Tired Old Man for some last-minute editing and the human torch line.

Art on the cover artisted by Hellhounds04.

Who knew Princess Celestia had formal control over all aspects of language in Equestria? Who knew she would randomly ban a critical punctuation mark? Twilight Sparkle sure didn't. Now with Equestria as she knew it collapsing around her without the almighty comma she must try to convince the Princess to restore sanity to the written word.

Warning: Contains fourth-wall breakage and meta humor plus intentional grammar mauling.

One day Twilight wakes up just to discover the most important discovery in her whole life: she is a pancake. And she is determined to show how she is delicious for everypony.

VERY delicious OOC TWILIGHT

There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it. BUT LET’S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Title pretty much says it all.

Twilight Sparkle is replaced by a firetruck.

I'm never writing another story.

Seriously, this is it.

Twilight lived an average life, just as any other pony would live their lives. I mean if you don't count the princess part, or the castle, Rainbow power stuff, ect. She just wanted a vacation. Away from it all, and then....then...they came. Just a swarm of them. How could this happen? What in how should where the do? It literally made Twilight speechless. It would make anyone speechless. It was a swarm....of Twilights with pillows on their heads...

Inspired by an EQD post.

Twilight has finally neared the end of completing the biggest list she's ever made. She feels she should be rewarded and prepares a quiet night with the symbol of her success, becoming closer to her work than ever before.
Only a few more items left to complete before Twilight treats herself in a way that would make all of her friends (and Celestia) blush.

If you actually get off on this, you're a complete weirdo and we need to be friends immediately.
Also feel free to check out Jack Stone In Equestria if you liked this.
Now with a Youtube reading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBpZaT7GLs

Twilight Sparkle once heard an old wives' tale that warned against eating two bananas.

Twilight Sparkle is going to prove that wrong by eating exactly two bananas.

Or, at least she thinks she is.

Twilight Sparkle finally did it. She watched the foals' television show 'My Little Human: Progress Is Scientific', and she felt totally blown away. Designed by Princess Luna herself, the program features a rock band of six creatures known as 'humans' who ride around 'Guyville' in a car powered by music and solve problems using the power of science. Twilight checked out a fan website called PISfiction.net, and she decided to join the community of 'humies' ('humares' if the fan is female) by writing a steamy fanfic, which fans called 'fapfics'. Unfortunately, Twilight found out that being an author was a lot harder than she had first imagined.

This is a side-story to my fanfic 'My Little Humie: Fanfiction is Social'. Thanks for reading.