OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

There are stories which define us. Stories that inspire us. And there are stories that damn us.

These are the Old Stories, tales from before the dawn of Equestria.

Spanish translation

The original EqD link is here: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-old-stories.html

Fluttershy abuses her adorable powers in an attempt to seduce Discord. Will she succeed? Probably not.

A collab with Howling Wolves

Now with a Youtube reading!

Princess Twilight Sparkle holds a wake in the memory of Derpy Hooves after a terrible accident tears the mailmare to pieces. This tragedy affects everypony in Ponyville, and close friends preparing for the funeral find themselves coming together in ways they never have before, sharing their deepest feelings, their tender memories, and their most delicate secrets. They even agree to take care of Dinky, fostering Derpy's orphaned daughter into a bright and promising future.

It would all be very noble if Derpy were actually dead.

Cover art by Darkflame
Special Thanks to Props and Warden

Queen Chrysalis is an aggressive and powerful leader, but even queens can develop feelings for others...

In this story Chrysalis finds a stallion who left Ponyville behind after years of abuse and torment, Although throwing insults and threats at first, A relationship starts to blossom and a fight for survival soon kicks in for the Changling Kingdom...

(Twilight Sparkle Tag added due to Chapter 4)

**Author's Notes**

First of all, This is actually a story I based on a Dream I had whilst sleeping. The story is rather gripping on myself as I put some elements of my real life feelings into it (The pain and sorrow of someone you thought loved you giving up on you)

Secondly, This is my first ever story, so I appreciate any and all comments on the story. Whether Positive or Negative.

Thirdly, This story isn't a clopfic, but I guess if you imagine hard enough you might get somewhere.

I've also set it to "Teen" as it has Swearing, Suggestive Sexual Themes and Violence.

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Celestia is tired and worn out. Luckily, a new brand of beverage has hit the Equestrian market; Iron Bull, the drink that promises new energy and revitalization... but what effect will an energy drink for minotaurs have on an alicorn?

This is purely recreational writing. It's not meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone... lean back and enjoy the ride as I let my mind wander.

Warning: Involves capslock.

Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.

Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.

Things only go downhill from there.

(Written before Daring Don't)

Proofread by RainbowDashie1001.

(Russian translation courtesy of Korryamber)

(Audio reading by KhaosSparkz)
(Audio reading by Ironwolf)
(Audio reading by Landon)

Queen Chrysalis has only one grub that has survived into fillyhood; her daughter, the physically lame and mentally impaired Crown Princess Pupa. Chrysalis has never been what many would call the 'maternal type', even towards Pupa, whose adoration of her mother has no bounds. Preferring to swamp herself in the dire affairs of state, Chrysalis lets her crippled daughter be raised by her affectionate nanny.

But one day, as the Changeling Kingdom's problems reach boiling point, the Queen's already short temper erupts and she must deal with the heartbreaking consequences...

Edited and pre-read by Chaodiurn
Pre-read by Scarheart

Now with a TvTropes Page. Feel free to contribute.

(WANTED: SOMEONE TO TAKE OVER THIS STORY. I HAVE LOST INTEREST BUT IF ANYONE WANTS TO KEEP IT FROM WITHERING AND DYING, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.)

Twilight had been obsessed with Pokemon ever since she discovered it in the Human World. She was hoping to get her friends into it, but she never meant to get them into the game. Now they must adapt to a society of gladiatorial fighting if they're to have any hope of seeing home again.

This is an attempt at a serious story, Cassandra's going to be sitting this one out.

Featured on 13/09/2013 THANK YOU ALL!!!

"You either die a Hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Villain."

Jasper William Montgomery, he just turned twenty and is absolutely bored with life. He's not suicidal, depressed, or a drug user with a penchant for drinking, he's just bored. Everything one can do in life, parties, going clubbing, video games, even computers don't really appeal to him. One thing that keeps him sane is watching shows from his youth and the occasional entertaining film. Due to a friends attempt to make him feel better he ends up watching all three seasons of My Little Pony and pretty much laughs at the fictional world. Being labeled a cynic and pretty much given up on by his friends, Jasper is alone. Until he's teleported away to Equestria by an observing Celestia.

TVTropes- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/Villainous

(Cover image courtesy of UsagiFriday, thank you!)