Soooo... I got sent to Equestria as Maya the Siren... yyyyeeeeaaaaa... Anyway! Psycho quotes and many other things happen! Follow me on my adventure through Equestria!

This is a displaced story!
Credit to DJ A String for the idea!
Note that this is not a Self-Insert.

Also, for a little insight to the time period, it starts between the Royal Wedding and the episode before that (can't remember it.)
I lied. It starts 2 years before Luna's return from the moon.
~The only thing I have rights to are the OCs I throw in. Borderlands 2 is from Gearbox and MLP is from Hasbro... Nuff Said!~

WARNING: Contains spoilers to Borderlands 2, read at your own risk!

After the defeat of Handsome Jack, Gaige can't help but feel left out, as her team still can't take her seriously, except Kreig, but thats another story. One day Gaige finally finishes the third arm for D374-TP so that she can give him high fives, however, after an unexpected result, Gaige, D374-TP and Krieg arrive at Equestria. Will they be able to live in harmony? Or will Kreig light himself on fire, Like.. a lot?

Updates whenever I feel like it. Otherwise your gonna have a baaad time!

Cover at made by blueyoshimenacem on Deviant Art Link: http://blueyoshimenace.deviantart.com/art/Gaige-and-Krieg-375149788

Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington gets pranked by Tiny Tina and the resulting explosion sends his ship to an uncharted planet in an uncharted galaxy. What does Mister Torgue think of this? He thinks it's '*BLEEP*ING AWESOME!'
All characters belong to their respective owners. I'm just one of those weird people on the internet that makes stories about them. Rated teen for intense language, awesome explosions and air guitar solos.

Proofreaders: TiredOldMan, TheAtomicRainbomb

This story is a sequel to You Can't C Me

Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor were just minding their own business on the edge of the Everfree Forest.

But suddenly, a man they've never seen before steps out of the woods. His request? For one of them to shoot him in the face.

Where did he come from? Who is he? Why does he want to be shot in the face?

Who cares? Just shoot him in the face.

Twilight's dreams have shifted from majestic fields and ancient scriptures to a place where death is a constant and combat is a way of life.
She dreams the life of a free willed metal monster and is forced to witness untold horrors whilst she sleeps. She saw things she had never seen in her own universe. She saw death. Horrible, bloody, gory death.

Twilight believes the torture has ended when the nightmares of destruction and death stop.
But this is a crossover. The tale most certainly doesn't end there.
When an accident with the power to shatter reality occurs, the mechanical destroyer from Twilight's dreams becomes all too real.
Twilight believes it the end. She is fairly certain that this creture will be the end of Equestria.

But does the knight in midnight armour beakon the end of all ends? Or new opportunities for friendship?

Borderlands 2/MLP crossover.

9 Vault Hunters,
200+Crimson Lance,
87 Bazillion guns,
A bunch of former slaves and their male sympathizers.
Versus an army of caribou with,
no guns,
the charge your enemy till you win tactic,
and primitive armor.
This won't be long.

A cold, calculating assassin is teleported to the magical land of Equestria due to the unstable powers of the siren, Lilith. Will our awkward, haiku-obsessed hero be able to adapt to the Magic of Friendship, or will he simply end up murdering everything in sight like he's used to? Let's hope its the former.
Only one thing is truly known, this was a challenge he was NOT prepared for!

Borderlands/MLP crossover. Challenge Accepted.

Cover art by steptrool on DeviantArt