Filthy Frank, the man with the most horrible channel on YouTube, goes to a Conversion Bureau initiation program. Problem is Frank thinks that this is actually a screening of the film Chef by Jon Favreau, this slight misinterpretation leads Frank on a short, but sweet, journey to show everypony he can the masterpiece that is: Chef (by Jon Favreau)

This one-shot story was written in an hour and a half, no joke.

If you don't know who Filthy Frank is, just save yourself the trouble and skip this story. For those of you who don't have anything to live for; here's a link to his YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank

Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while.
So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her"
and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there,
and the pony herself looks pretty pretty:
How could he refuse?

Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.

After an unfortunate incident with Owlicious Fluttershy remembers some painful memories from her childhood, including loneliness and teasing for her sexual preferences, but seeing Twilight makes her comfortable bringing it up with her, little does she know Twilight feels the same about her. NOTE: (5/23/2014) Due to some recent legal troubles I have to restrain from the clopping aspect of the story, there will be the romantic aspect but nothing extremely sexual. I apologize for any upsets. UPDATE: (5/26/14) referring to those legal troubles my computer was temporarily confiscated on a search and seizure warrant so I will try to write as much possible, but I'm using my network managing computer which has anywhere 20 to 50 wireless devices at once because it's my companies PC and I'm the Electronics Division manager, but anyway it's slow as hell and always being used so it takes much more time than usual, plus I'm writing two more stories at the same time, so just be patient.

Chapters with (Clop) after the name means there are sexual acts in it.
Ones marked with (FF) means foot fetish acts in it.

One thing I must mention because I know quite a few people don't care for this is that I use extreme detail when describing what the characters are wearing. That's one thing I know I like and I'm sure a lot of others do to, is very detailed stuff. Especially in relationship situations, definitely sexual ones.

Also I try to be as grammatically correct as possible, but if there are errors it's probably because I didn't realize it or it looked better than any thing else and spelling errors will happen because I am dyslexic, I try to be as accurate as possible but hey, no pony is perfect.

I'm only using the incident to get to the relationship part, it's only going to be used in the beginning chapter, maybe the beginning of chapter two or the occasional mention here and there, just know the main aspect is not the back story.

It's almost time....the contract has just one stipulation left. Just...one. After that...well Discord gets to make good on the promise he made to Fluttershy all those years ago,he promised her she would live on through more than just memory,but she made him sign a contract. It's so tempting to give that last part a tiny little push...but he knows better,the stipulations must happen naturally...but still,the wait has driven him sane.

Freddy Krueger, ironically, has a horrible nightmare involving a particular pink pony as he tries to get some sleep.
Hilarity ensues.

A plan of ill intent has targeted Equrestria. Normal magical and physical attacks are useless against this threat. Only fillies can control this power, but changelings could eat the source.
Concentrated Love energy.
These magical fillies are picked to fight it off... Or slack off and let their loved ones be harmed.
What will Scootaloo do when they pick her as a Magical Filly.

A Magical filly,
A duty,
A danger,
Will she really do all this fru fru stuff??

Ha
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Edited by:CogWing, ShadowblazeCR
Pre-read by: Desavlos
Entered in a contest~ Aug 29,2014

Applejack feels weird. She touched a red orb and it went into her body. Now she has a metal bat and is going to Ponyville.

A sudden and powerful magical event consumes all of Ponyville in the space of a few moments, and when Twilight and her friends come to, they find the landscape around them quite different. And the world they discover, to be devoid of magic and inhabited by strange beings.

One of these beings is Asher Burgess, the oldest son of the family whose secluded, Colorado ranch has suddenly become the location of an entire town of alien creatures overnight. Their lives are changed forever as they find themselves the link between the ponies and their own nation.

Bewildered by this new world, things start getting more urgent as more of the Equestrian world arrives piece by piece, and not all of it is so friendly. Searching for answers, Asher, Twilight, and the rest of the gang stumble onto more questions, and uncover an amazing secret. One that could either save them all, or doom both worlds to annihilation.

(Set just after the events of season 3 finale. Diverges from there, movie has no effect.)

Graciously edited by Dream Seeker, Commander Fire Starter, Sharp Quill and Absurd Tomfoolery

P.S. A request if you will: When someone gives a "dislike," would ya'll mind commenting why? Especially if it has something to do with a writing skill.

On a dark night filled with even darker magics, an insane cult attempts to give Nightmare Moon a body and life of her own, utterly separate from Princess Luna. But, when the spell is interrupted by Celestia, something unexpected is created.

Now, a little black alicorn filly named Nyx finds herself living under the care of Twilight Sparkle, only to be haunted by memories and emotions from her past. Is she Nightmare Moon reborn or is she simply a doppelganger with a soul and mind of her own? Can Twilight Sparkle protect Nyx from those who refuse to see past her dragon eyes and black coat?

Or, will Nyx be forced to inherit the sins that may not even be hers and become the greatest evil Equestria has ever known?

Rainbow decides that it's high time she did something great for herself, and Twilight is behind her every step of the way. Sadly, lack of education stops Dash dead in her tracks. She'll need to pass the most important test in the world to prove she has what it takes to fulfill her dreams.