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Crescent Wrench


The spaz formerly known as Waldo

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Applejack sells apples and Apple accessories. That includes iPhones now. Pinkie Pie buys one for three bits.


Edited/Pre-read by: Gemstone The Unicorn.

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There's no place like Donut Joe's diner to unwind after a long, hard day. Good company, great coffee, and the best dang cucumber omelette in Equestria. After the week Celestia's had, she could really, really use a place to get away from it all.

Here, the regulars all know her as Sunny Skies, the unassuming workaholic mare who hasn't taken a day off in... ever. Well, today's her lucky day. Sunny's about to have one apocalyptically long holiday.

Luna's become delirious with a fever, Discord's fled the castle in terror, there's a living moon locked in Celestia's dining room, and something is very, very wrong with Equestria's sugar.

Put on a pot of coffee, folks. We've got an all-nighter on our hooves.

Holy horseapples, Sugarfree has AMAZING FANART NOW! Cover art by the wonderful StyxLady.
Crazy huge thanks to Luminary, Brawny and Eakin for pre-reading and editing this horrid thing.

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Wynaut's a pretty relaxed Pokemon. He doesn't do much with his life other than make everyone confused with his speech. "Wynaut?" He always says to others. They always respond with, "Why not what?" and the conversation keeps getting more confusing as it continues. One day, Wynaut finds himself in Equestria. Will the residents of Ponyville be completely confused by the little blue Pokemon, or will Wynaut just end up making the whole world begin to crumble and explode?

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They say all it takes is one bad day to throw an entire life out of whack.

Babs Seed hasn't had very many good days.

This is one of the worst ones.

I started this several months ago, dropped it, then picked it back up again a few days ago just to see if I could get another thing out. Please note that this is what I like to call bleakfic, as in, it's not going to be very uplifting, and that this is also a very experimental fic, so certain rules of writing and English in general have been intentionally ignored for pretention artistic effect. Enjoy.

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After Twilight delivers a batch of books to Sweet Apple Acres as a gesture of goodwill, she finds that one member of the Apple Family is not interested in her offerings. Through her efforts to discover why, she inadvertently discovers Big Macintosh's most shameful secret.

Thanks to JBL for the story idea.

Thanks to Holo, Midnight Legend, ajvasquezbrony28, Sir Rustbucket, ValorlordV5, and Sage Runner for editing.

Now with a YouTube reading by Thornquill!

Rated Teen for some thematic elements.

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Narrated by Button Mash

Unrequited love is a popular theme within RPG’s and Button’s most recent predicament is no different. A foul two faced knight is threatening to steal his princess to places far away, or at least to change her status to being ‘in a relationship’. But with his trusty steed Rumble-

Wait what! I am not your steed.”

With his trusty companion Rumble, they will free the fair maiden from her nefarious captor. Unfortunately, if they are to make their deadline, Button must put his heart on the line and ask for help from an evil witch. He can only hope to escape with both pride and heart intact.

Rumble meanwhile facehoofs himself at his friend’s stupidity.

As always, edited by the fantastic, Ameribrony.
Cover art done by SilverFox.

Featured by Luna's Fanfiction Library!
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King Sombra has Equestria under his control once again. Celestia and Luna have both been defeated from an unknown power, and all inhabitants in the annexed land has been forced into slavery, or death. Only the power of the Crystal Heart has kept the shadows at bay, protecting the Crystal Empire.

Few ponies still rebel against the cruel dictator, who has a new army at the ready. The Revolution was many moons ago, and thanks to the massive force almost all participants were killed.

The survivors linger, rebuilding, getting stronger. Preparing for the battle of freedom and life that will surely come in time...

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This story is a sequel to Sweet Apple Anthology


Far in the West, out in the frontier, Babs Seed and Apple Bloom have found an adventurous, satisfying life. Business at their bar is booming and supporting Sweet Apple Acres, ending Applejack's economic woes (for the time being). Babs has reunited with her father and the savior of her foalhood, Turner. North of no-pony's land, Citrus, Libra, and Braeburn are thriving in Appleloosa, though tensions between the locals and an influx of emigrants threaten to shatter peace in the tiny town.

Far in the East, in the belly of the beast, the once-glorious city of Manehatten has collapsed into a haze of unimaginable chaos and depravity at the hooves of its King. A King whose chessboard is rapidly expanding and whose Knights march to conquer and annex in the name of their Master.

When East and West clash at last, who will be left standing?

Third installment in the alternate universe timeline started by Tangled Roots. Preceded by Sweet Apple Anthology and beginning from the first story's Epilogue.

Coverart by the awesome artist Lulubell.

Now with a TVTropes page! Thanks to vren55 for putting it up!

Rated Teen for strong violence, language, and darker elements. Sex tag is for implied sexual situations.

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Immortality comes with a hefty price. Stuck in this miserable, lifeless body I'm forced to endure many years in silence and isolation. The only thing I have to look forward to is a pony who insists on talking to me, even if I cannot hear her. I am a dragon, an immortal, the one who died for the one I loved. Who is this mare?

Perhaps her words will reach me someday.

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Six ponies, one night at a bar, and a special brew of cider...

It's been ten years since the fall of Nightmare Moon and Princess Luna's return, and the lives of the girls must go on. Between new marriages, children, and the twists and turns life leads them, the girls have set onto separate paths. Friends drift apart; after all, it's only natural.

Two ponies are determined to stop it, to keep somepony special close.


A extremely late birthday present story inspired by and for my good friend, Twinkletail. Hope you enjoyed it!

Also dedicated to Tidal, a HUGE fan of this ship. Also helped me with the prereading as well, once I finished it.

Huge thanks to D-LAMNB for helping me through this!

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