CROSSOVER WITH SAINTS ROW 4

Only weeks after the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle, war is on the brink of spilling onto the fine rug that is Equestria. The only pony able to stop it is long gone.

But there is hope. There are legends that a great leader of a distant civilization shall bring him back.

Little do the Equestrians know that the "Great Leader" is the Hispanic, sociopathic, dubstep loving, technology inept Boss of the Third Street Saints, President of the United States of America and current defact-o ruler of the Zin Empire whom identifies herself as a hipster cat... thing.

Time to be the Patron Saint of Equestria.

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HEY HO PEOPLE! My second story on this site! I also might want to mention that this takes place after the events of Season three and the end of the game as well. So spoilers are ahead if you haven't play...

Oh wait a second... we live in an age where you can watch people play video games on your computer without actually playing them. Go watch a lets-play or something. I won't hate you.

Also a big thanks to my Pre-Reader: Berry Punch! Go check him out or I'll do somethin'... I dunno what...

ALSO I GOT FEATURED! HOLYSHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!

Let's face it.

Matt Miller, AKA R4gn0r0k, pretty much has the world at his fingertips. He leads the Deckers, a group of highly intelligent hackers, and is part of the Syndicate, comprised of the Morningstar and the Luchadores.

But it seems that a genius can't catch a break when his computer fizzes out and sends him sprawling into Equestria, which he considers a nightmarish technological backwater at first glance. And if he thought that was bad, his body has also transmogrified to that of a unicorn's.

AN: If it wasn't obvious enough from the cover art or the description, this is a crossover between Saints Row the Third and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I do not own MLP nor do I own Saints Row.

The 3rd Street Saints have been through a lot of batshit crazy things. Everything from zombies, cyber worlds, giant russians, stripper assassins and a whole lot more. You'd think they were prepared for anything. Anything, but this. Rated teen for vulgar language and suggestive themes.

(This fic contains spoilers of varying levels for Saints Row IV.)
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With a full crew of Saints aboard the... Ship and the Simulation all but theirs, Kinzie Kensington and Matt Miller have had surprisingly little to do with their time. Still, with the Boss still putting the Simulation through the wringer, Kinzie has had the pleasure of poking through the Zin's systems at her leisure and looking at what she wanted to look at.

And after a particular urge to check out the Zin's prisoners, she finds a host of different alien species... Including a... unicorn. A unicorn with especially high cyber security. Anything that Zinyak wants to keep safe must be good for Saints. Wary of the ridicuousness of the prospect, the President of the United States mounts a rescue.
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