Most ponies assume that something is wrong with Ditzy Do's eyes. Theories range from a head injury to a genetic disorder to muscle damage behind her eye. The crueler folk suggest she's just retarded. Nicer ponies say it's just a party trick she never got tired of.

They're all wrong. They're all very, very wrong.

I discovered the truth one day in conversation with her. One eye would always look at me, and the other would wander. At least, I thought it was wandering. So while we were talking, I followed it. Goddess in heaven I wish I had not. Never follow the other eye. Ever. Because Ditzy Do's eyes work fine.

She's just watching something. That... thing that's always in the corner of our eyes. And if she looks at you with both eyes?

Goddess save you.

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Preread by BrastaAAura17, Chase Cosmicwing and dreamingnoctis. Cover art also by dreamingnoctis. Guy's a bro.

In a freak accident from the Cloudsdale weather control team, Twilight is struck down by an errant lightning bolt. But the veil of death is relatively thin...

In the wake of Discord's return to stone and a restored peace to Equestria, the world is again plummeted into darkness as an ancient, forgotten evil returns. Celestia and Luna quickly find themselves forced into a deadly tournament, as Twilight and her friends race against time to save them.

Although this story features Pen Stroke's Nyx (Past Sins), this story itself is not related to Past Sins, nor does it require a reading of Past Sins.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a farting contest with each other, finding it to be absolutely hilarious, while Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Rarity secretly love farting and set a time when they fart a lot when no one else is around.

Contains: Fart (obviously), and Fluttershy's chapter contains a brief, softcore, non-descriptive instance of watersports, but I don't think it's graphic enough to warrant an M rating (I've seen more graphic scenes in some T stories). Not intended for anyone who doesn't either have a fetish for it or find it funny.

Applejack doesn't really get her own chapter, since I don't really fetishize her that much, but she does have a part to play.

Warning: Will contain stretchy scenarios, possible repetitive formulas, most likely low quality, and definitely OoC. Writing quality is probably the same as the last eight stories. Please don't take it too seriously.

Rainbow Dash here all you awesome pony readers. So yea, big reveal, I’m a mom now. No, wouldn’t give it up for the world… still… anypony want a filly… I got one… I’m pretty sure I screwed something up here… help!

(This story is going to be somewhat episodic following the lives of Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash learning to become a family.)

Sequel story here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/297472/youre-wanted-ill-always-protect-you (Warning, tonal shift.)

Teleportation. It is the best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much. As long as you don't ask where Twilight goes in that split second when she's neither here nor there.

The sound I listened to as I wrote it, available to you in order to give you the option of having the same atmosphere.

No relation to the other story with the same name, just a coincidence of both picking the same excellent title. I was unaware that the other one existed.
Dramatic Reading by Charles Spratt | Second Reading by TheDizzyDan | Third Reading by Crafty Arts | Fourth Reading by Stormy787
Russian Translation 1 (by Aloz) | Russian Translation 2 (by Doof Ex Machina)

For the first time in over a year, Princess Flurry Heart is left alone, creating the perfect opportunity for any ol' villain to come and take her away.

Those poor bastards.

Robot Chicken has had it's fun disgracing the heroes in their first DC Comics Special (#RCDC), then turned to the villains in the second special, Villains In Paradise (#RCDC2VIP), now it's time to do it all again, but this time, we're including the wonderful characters of My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic! And believe me when I say: IT'S GONNA BE ONE HUGE (BLEEP) FEST OF CRAZINESS!!

Note:I do not truly own this,this is my own story, but all rights go to DC Comics, Hasbro, Warner Bros., and the creators of Robot Chicken, and for everyone else old enough or otherwise, sit back and be prepared to laugh your damn head off! Whoo!

This story is a sequel to Why I stopped watching My Little Pony

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord TWILIGHT my soul to keep and If I die before I wake I pray the Lord TWILIGHT my soul to take.
-Graffiti covering the bedroom walls of Chad Hall age 11. Missing since 10/10/2014.

Artwork done be the insanely talented Maii
Authors Note:Full credit to this story in the series goes to MisterNick. As we were working on this one he had an idea for the direction and I let him run wild with it. This story is infinitely better under his guiding hand. Being as much his and Maii's as it is mine.

As I sit upon my icy pond, a young filly comes to talk to me. It's not often that I get visitors, and she's so sweet I want to show her my Garden.

And we could play and be happy there. Forever.