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Just your average guy, blundering his way through life, questioning the mysteries of the universe, reading fiction and writing fiction. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

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"In The Precocious Princeling's Guide to Diplomatic Relations, there are three rules for how a royal ought to conduct himself abroad.

  1. A diplomat of Equestria must obey all local laws of the nation they are assigned to.
  2. A diplomat of Equestria should advocate for the interests of Equestria to the best of their abilities.
  3. Under no circumstance should a diplomat of Equestria get involved in the following: Political parties, popular uprisings, peasant revolutions, class solidarity movements, coups d'etat, or other attempts at regime change, violent or otherwise.

By the time I had finished my tenure in Saddle Arabia, I had broken all three."
-Prince Blueblood, First of His Name

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Despite losing her voice due to a sore throat, Trixie has to go to school today. It shouldn’t affect her daily life much.


Huge thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading this fic!

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Flurry Heart has grown old enough to begin attending school. However, she may have been spending a little too much time around her father, Shining Armor. She's been acting...different than the other foals during playtime. During a parent-teacher conference, Shining is informed of her behaviors.


An entry in the Shining Armor is a terrible dad competition.
Featured on Equestria Daily!

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When Prince Blueblood wants something — he gets it no matter what. So what happens when an unstoppable will of a prince meets an immovable object?

Cover art made by me

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After the events of Magic Duel, Trixie looks for another means to become powerful without the cost of corrupting herself. Instead she finds a strange little magical creature. Hijinks will ensue.

Somewhat inspired by Fairly Odd Parents to a degree. I had a lot of fun with this.

Commissioned by https://www.deviantart.com/grimwolf001

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro!

Livereading thanks to https://youtu.be/AE8v5PIb6XE]youtu.be/AE8v5PIb6XE

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There is only one game left. One game to remain undefeated, to be remembered as a chess legend in Canterlot High School. However, my opponent is Twilight Sparkle.


Huge thanks to The Sleepless Beholder and RunicTreetops for proofreading this fic!

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Opaline had stolen the cutie marks from half of Equestria and was rapidly conquering the rest. Even the fake alicorn Sunny Starscout and her minions were faltering before her. One more push would bring Opaline to her final victory.

Then she surrendered.

And even Opaline doesn’t know why.

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It's true, Celestia has a lot on her plate: the stewardship of Canterlot High School has recently fallen into her lap; her dear younger sister has recently started a job at the very same high school; and the details of her romantic life are... best left unsaid. Any sane individual wouldn't want to add a child to that mix, but those adorable bright blue eyes were irresistible.

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Flurry Heart tries to warn her father of the impending apocalypse. Shining Armor thinks his daughter has a lovely imagination.


My first attempt at writing a comedic(ish) story! Do be gentle haha. This is an entry into the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad Competition! I don’t think there’s a worse thing a dad can do than cheerfully ignore the apocalypse, do you?

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Hating one pony, truly hating one pony, he learned, required hating everypony else.

Stygian tried to early on and failed miserably.

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