“I’ve been in the land of Equestria for a few months now, and I have seen some of the most mind-boggling things one can ever imagine seeing. When I’d managed to finish that birdbath a few days ago, I have never, not even in my wildest dreams—not in a million lifetimes—would I ever seen an alicorn floating around inside of it.”

(Because of popular demand this story has been placed on the incomplete list, also Chapter titles and name has been edited to better represent the story. Thanks to Jakomi of the Rose for the name suggestion.)

This story is a sequel to Nightshift

An exhausted sleepwalking all-powerful Alicorn walks into a restaurant.

She kind of absolutely buggers the place up a lot.

I appreciate the story being shared around, commented on, liked, enjoyed, all that jazz.

After a major accident forces her to take an early retirement from the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash decides to pursue another one of her career passions.

Inspired by the Sweetie Bot Project, a team of alleged scientists build a robot modeled off of a character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They also programmed an AI network, which is multiple AI's working together as if individual parts of a whole. The Core AI is modeled after the same pony that the robot was, and for good reason.

After finalizing the AI network, the team begin to realize just how advanced this AI program would be. Did this team develop a simulation of life so advanced that it's a perfect replication, or did they actually create new life through purely synthetic means? What even is life? And whether it's new life or just a simulation, should it actually matter? After all, what is the brain other than an organic supercomputer, and the body and organic machine?

How many people will be accepting of Sweetie Bot? How many will just disregard her as a walking talking computer? And how many people will be... more malicious?

This is a story of a fictional character made real. This is the story of a Sweetie Belle AI doing her best to find her place in a world that is not her own. This is the story of the Sweetie Bot Project.

I've never seen a Sweetie Bot story that doesn't take place in-universe. So I when a different route. I chose to make MLP a fictional Universe, and Sweetie Bot simply being based on a fictional character. This is intended to exist in the real world and as removed from fiction as possible.

This story is more or less My Little Dashie meets Sweetie-Bot Says... meets the real-world Sweetie Bot Project.

This is actually the 2nd Sweetie Bot Project I've worked on. I just forgot that I had a first one until now. Special thanks to Matthais Unidostres and their story, Low Battery for giving me the proper kick in the butt to encourage me to make this.

I am dubbing this story with the added sub-genre "Meta-Fiction". Yes, it's not an official genre, but I think it should be since other forms of official media have used a similar format. What I call Meta-Fiction is a sub-genre of Fiction that, is as close to reality as possible. The old Hercules show and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine had episodes like this, where they had an episode that took place in the real world, and the show was just fiction. They both included the concept of actually writing the show. These episodes were themselves fictional. But they almost reflect what reality could've been.

In the case of my story, it's a full story with the genre of Meta-Fiction. Though it does have Sci-Fi elements to it, most of the concepts may actually be within the realm of possibility. This isn't like other Ponies IRL concepts where they come from another dimension, or just don't exist IRL. The fictional character in this case never actually leaves the fictional universe, and the AI is simply a recreation.

Everyone knows how easily forgiving Twilight was in "A Canterlot Wedding" but what if she wasn't? Instead, Twilight becomes resentful and lashes out on how they've left her. Will she ever find a way to forgive them?

Now on TV TROPES! Bitterness

After all this long waiting...

I'M BACK!

I'll be posting a small teaser on what I've been working on, before midnight. Until then, I will be updating a new chapter later on in this New Year!

Special thanks to The Myth andCavenerd20 for editing some of my works.

PS: I am now asking for more editors as I've gotten complaints on how shitty my past/present tense uses are. Please PM me if you got Google Doc and ask Myth that I've gotten my ass to work.

This will be an anthology series focusing on the various individuals who have been effected by the Conversion Wars. Actions can have far reaching consequences that effect even those you wouldn’t expect. (Critiques and ideas are more then welcome for this story.)

Celestia is trapped on Earth.
Not as a human. Not as an alicorn. She's a common horse, an Arabian mare, without her magic, voice, knowledge of the language - not even freedom, forced to work at a riding school.

What can a single Arabian mare do to get back to Equestria from this backwater European country? With only the mind of a princess and a pencil in her teeth, Celestia must find a way home.

[Illustrated] [Alternate Earth] (without Bronies)
Rated Teen for language and some scarce suggestive themes.
Proofreading by AlicornPriest

Polish language version

Twilight goes over an incident report involving Trixie and a stallion.

And there came a day unlike any other-
When champions found themselves in Equestria united against a common threat.
On that day, they became heroes.
The invincible viking, Dovahkiin.
"What's a viking?" asked the dragonborn, turning to look at the the other champions.
Soma Cruz, Prince of Darkness.
"Hey, no- Just his incarnation/split soul/potential something or other," said Soma, arms thrown out to the side in a shrug. Even he was not sure what to call his situation.
The Dan, angriest hero there is.
"I have a last name you know- And who is talking anyway?" Dan had each of hands resting over both hips to look around.
Nathan Drake, fortune hunter and historian extraordinaire.
"I still don't know who Daring Do is supposed to be," Nate questioned with a raised eyebrow.
And Phoenix Wright, the first Avenger.
"That's copyright infringement! But we do need a team name..." Phoenix rubbed his chin in thought.
Humans, Assemble!
"You are not helping Pinkie Pie!"

(Interlude II is a mini guide if you want info and pics on the humans appearing in this story... So far.)
(Hey, don't be afraid to leave comments.)

This story takes place during the Season Five finale, "The Cutie Re-Mark". As such, there are spoilers ahead.

Starlight Glimmer's plan is working. All she has to do is upset Rainbow Dash's rainboom-creating race in the past, and Twilight Sparkle's connection with her friends will be severed. And she's done it. Repeatedly. Sure, Twilight can go back in time to try and stop her, but Starlight will always be brought back as well. No matter what Twilight tries, no matter how many times she returns, she can't stop Starlight. They're evenly-matched, and it's much easier to disrupt events than it is to preserve them.

That means Starlight wins, right?