Shining Armor decides he is Twilight Sparkle.

It's just your typical day of school at Canterlot High. Classes are boring, teachers are complaining about kids not turning their phones off in class, the cafeteria food is about average, and Rarity has puu on her face.

...wait, what?

(A crossover of sorts with Magic Knight Rayearth.)

Years ago, Lightning Dust was finally accepted to take part in her life's dream to become a Wonderbolt. But her pride and arrogance proved to be her undoing and was kicked out the academy.

Now years later. Lightning Dust meets Spitfire again and tells her what happened after her expulsion, and why she wont reapply to join the Wonderbolts.

"Howdy, it's Applejack. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Why isn't Applejack answering her phone?

And why is her inbox so full?

A short story told through voicemails.

pre-read/edited by PegaSista101

According to popular myth, girls don't fart.

Yeah, we all know that's a load.

Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy are having a slumber party, having a good time as friends, when the unexpected happens.

Someone farts and stinks up the whole room.

None of them will admit they did it. Each of them is blaming one of the others.

Can a fart destroy friendship?