Cadance didn't know what to expect when her formerly banished Aunt Luna returned from her thousand year banishment. But, she's quite entertained by the hilarity. Especially if it means a chance to play a little joke.

Edited by Habanc. Preread by The Albinocorn, Foals Errand, and Timaeus

Cover art was done by Silfoe and used with permission! In fact, this fic is a gift for her!

Now with Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.

Have you ever wondered what happened at the Canterlot garden party when it came to light that Rainbow Dash is not, in fact, the Wonderbolts' trainer? And just why did Fancy Pants favour Rarity? Why haven't we seen her high society friends since the episode Sweet and Elite?

Never fear, dear readers, your sleepless nights are over, for here's the light-hearted tale exactly as it happened!

The Dreamworld is peaceful tonight.

Nightmares are few and far between. The psychic predators that inhabit it are keeping their distance. Everything is running smoothly...and it's boring Luna to tears.

While searching for something to do, Luna comes across a dream like none she's ever encountered. With nothing better to do, she enters it...

Special Thanks to Ruthalas for proofreading and editing.

Special Special Thanks to Themaskedferret for helping me polish this fic a little more.

Edit: 03/27 Featured on Equestria Daily!

Lets pretend that, for whatever reason, Shining Armor never fell in love with Cadance. Lets also pretend that during the events of Season 2, Twilight's brother had found a somewhat different bride...

I wonder what that would've looked like.

Special thanks to nomotag for proofreading!

Rainbow Dash has a few last words for her friends

Daniel Habbuck, UN ambassador to Equestria, hates his job.

Sure it pays well, but it's hardly worth having to put up with flank-kissing politicians and the stomach twisting anxiety of knowing that he represents all of humanity.
One night, after a particularly tense meeting leaves him wound up, Daniel is desperate for somepony to talk to. With his friends either busy or too far away, he hires a batpony prostitute, just so he can have some company.

As he soon learns, there's much more to this streetwalker than meets the eye...

Rated T for sexual references, but no clop.

Special thanks to WingmanRed, Georg, and Kraken Hatchling for proofreading and editing

EDIT: Special, special thanks to Comrade Pony for the suggestions
EDIT: Deleted cover art.

Twilight's plans for a sleepover are tested when most of her guests have to cancel, but Applejack convinces her they can have fun together with just each other's company. Twilight's not used to giving up control, but sometimes going with the flow can open up a world of new experiences.

Editing by warlord487.

A (belated) birthday present for bookplayer.

The Royal Ceremonial Headdress takes ages to fix up. Just ages. Plenty of time to chat about love, and time, and those big steel cups they serve alongside your milkshake.

Audiobook version: KwirkyJ

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

"Howdy, it's Applejack. Sorry I missed your call, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Why isn't Applejack answering her phone?

And why is her inbox so full?

A short story told through voicemails.

pre-read/edited by PegaSista101

Celestia and the yak prince have a conversation during Pinkie's party. Turns out that the yaks' visit was not all it appeared to be...