My deepest, darkest fear is that I'll forget who I was, that I'll stay like this forever. At first, it was just an act. But now, it feels like a normality, a reflex almost. I don't know what to do... I wasn't always like this, or at least I don't think so. I just wanted to learn... I wanted to be the best I could possibly be.

Sunset Shimmer recounts her life, and figures out what friendship is.

Slug Master Elite is just a tentacle pony living a bland tentacle pony life. Unfortunately, one day, he begins craving a sandwich. Now, with the help of his friend, Velocirapper, he has to go get one. But how far will he go in his quest for the most delectable treat of all man pony kind?

I wrote this over a year ago, but never submitted it.
Tentacle ponies are originally from my other story, 'Raptor-tastic', but I felt like writing something about them since they hardly get mentioned.

This story is a sequel to If You Must

When something bad happens to you, you often wish to forget it ever happened.

That doesn't always make things better, and Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle find that out the hard way.

Thanks to Josephdalepony for the great editing job.

Every department has them. The standouts. The supercops. The other guys. And for some reason, there's always one or two of THEM... a pair of loose-cannon cops who refuse to play by the rules, taking the law and throwing it in cuffs right alongside every mook and petty criminal they've apprehended on the mean streets of Ponyville.

These are the reports of two such officers in the Ponyville Police Department, Officer Cherry n' Berries and Officer Dodge Charger. Two officers that seem as determined to uphold law and order in town as they are to rip the place to shreds, upholding the hell out of law and order in town.

Image courtesy of TapeDiggity.

Twilight Sparkle has been on Earth, and human, for over two weeks. It wasn’t planned, but the human girl that she stays with is at least very helpful. Helpful enough even, that when Twilight mistakenly stumbled upon a certain human passed time, she gingerly explained everything there was to it. It hadn't gone tragically well...but Twilight now understood what it was humans found so fascinating about pornography at least. Now, she also wants to do something about it, but what? And can anyone talk her out of assaulting the internet single-handedly?

While having tea together, Celestia asks Twilight an important question that could change the meaning of their relationship forever. And create a pretty awkward silence as well.

Thanks to my editors Selbi and Hobbes for all their help!

Various ponies, various devices, various problems. Many companies like to outsource their tech support to different countries, but Equestria has, through the use of magic, managed to outsource these jobs to a different planet for next to nothing.(I regret nothing!)

Shrek has declared war on Celestia for attacking his Ogres. It's all ogre. Prepare your body.

Warning: this fic is extremely offensive. Get ogre it.

Whether you steal a candy bar or murder your way through an orphanage with a butter knife, you go to Tartarus.

Too bad for Sweetie Belle that she ended on the lower end of the scope.

Green Leaf has been travelling all over Equestria, looking for a place to call home, but no matter where she goes, she just doesn't seem to fit in. Maybe it's her mane? Maybe it's her personality? Maybe it's cause she can't go ten minutes without smoking up? It's a total mystery. All she wants is to settle down and make some friends, but everything always seems to go up in smoke.

Could Ponyville be the place she's been looking for?