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Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.

Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.

Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.

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Sgt Maj Ezra Smith was one of the best the year is 2157 and in the aftermath of World War Four. The World is a wasteland filled with mutants and bandits. Raditation sickness is as common as the cold. While on a mission in what was Washington D.C. compilations happen. The result stranded in Equestria. How will he be adept? Will he return home? What is Celestia's plan for him? Will Pinkie Pie drive him crazy?

This is my first fic so go easy on me. Also this is not a self insert all the human character name's not based off of real people. Lastly this takes place before Magic Mystery Cure. Note the sex tag is because there will be some dirty jokes.

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