Randall Magowsky is your average 13 year old. He loves quickscoping, pretending to have seen boobs in real life, and calling people gay on Xbox live(PSN is for noobs k?).

After unlocking the secrets of the universe he is turned into a Call of Duty character with Phase Clan technology.

He proceeds to go to Equestria and kick it's ass.

Art by Yliad Yzzuf

The world has gone mad! Every pony Spike knows seems struck with an inexplicable need to punch him in the face. And worse, they actually enjoy it. Spike must find the only one who can stop this madness before it's too late!