It turns out that Sunset Shimmer's final letters to Princess Celestia before her exile were not filled with resentment or remorse.

There might have been a lot more frantic running away involved.

But whatever the case, it was definitely not Sunset's fault.

At all.

Cover Art designed by Novel-Idea from my original cruddy screencap!

Rated Teen and Sex for mentions of egregious sexual irresponsibility. No actual sex.

Contains minor Sunlight shipping. Much apologies.

Starlight returns from the marketplace to come across two sworn foes calmly sharing tea, much to her confusion.

Much to her confusion.

"I have no idea what happened..."

All Rainbow Dash was trying to do was make Scootaloo a nice breakfast, but somehow she burnt the cereal...

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Please Note:
*Fantastic editing done by: Pony With A Hat
*No "actual" bowls of cereal were burnt in making this production

Discord has long been the last of his kind. Feeling lonely he searches for familiar creatures and finds some strange creatures that are an apparent subspecies of his, who knew?
These Homo Sapiens have long since left Equestria to start over for fun. Over time they lost their powers and began to make sense.
Most of them.
A small few still remember and know their origins. Or at least have an idea.
They came back.

Just a little mini-series on the antics of a few humans who come to Equestria.

Joseph was a huge fan of the Portal series so what does he do? Buy a portal gun replica from some creepy merchant. Next thing he knows, he's in Equestria. Now he has to figure out what all the talking ponies are up to.

Notes -
Proofread by DarkDarsi

Sunset Shimmer finds herself stuck in a time loop where she's forced to live out the main six singing a song to help Twilight win the crown over, and over, and over...

And over...

Except, things start to get a little... weird, at one point in the song.

Just because the two sisters have led Equestria through thousands of years of peace doesn't mean there aren't those who think they can do better.

With a powerful artifact on their side, a group of rebels has sealed Celestia in her palace and stripped her of the majority of her powers. As the last of her guards fall, she hears the pounding on the throne room doors and knows the end is coming soon...

**Featured on the front page on 8/12/15; both surprising and flattering seeing as how this is the first thing of substantial length I've posted here. Thanks all!

**Now with a dramatic reading!

"Go to Sleep" Those are usually the last words anyone would here if they awoke in the dead of night to see Jeff the Killer, his bloodied knife dangling above their neck.
One night, however, could very well be his downfall when he breaks into the home of a Brony...

Warning: This is a fail / one shot short story off a random idea that will make little or no sense whatsoever. Read at your own risk.

Note: I could have used Jeff's actual photo, but I'm too much of a pansy to even look at it, so I found this Twilight alternative from Creepypasta.

'Suddenly, potatoes' are the two magic words. Ponies go about their day before hearing those words whispered into their ears just to be flooded with potatoes a mere moment later.

This is just a one-shot that I made after I got the idea in my head, "Hey, maybe random potatoes would be a good idea for a story."

Cover-art was from cosenza987 on Deviantart and will be taken down if he/she requests it.

Belongs to my "Next of Kin to Chaos" series, in which Discord is Q from Star Trek, but absolutely no Star Trek knowledge is required for this story.

Somepony seems to have thought it would help Discord with staying on the straight and narrow if he were required to send Celestia reports on friendship, like Twilight Sparkle does. Somepony was plainly out of their mind.

New cover art added! From the magnificent zabchan.

A page for this series now exists: Next of Kin to Chaos

A WMA Audio file of me reading this story is now up on my own site.